Could l have a beer, please? Pretty great, huh, Jeremy? Yeah, it's so weird, l feel like l'm still at the office. Yeah. Thank you. lt's so nice not to have to talk about work. Yeah, so nice.
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Allison, hold most of my calls, not all of them. No, where are you going? Christmas shopping. What about that breakfast pizza you ordered?
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Tell him to stop looking at me. Look away.
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The lack ofAsian male representation in porn. Grumpy Cat. lt's like... lt's Garfield. You know that orange with the human dick? Oh, my God, what is this, Shark Tank? Can you just get to the point, please? lt's getting on the lnternet.
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Allison. -Where's Clay? -He's unreachable.
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You're never out of range, and you're never low on signal. lt's AnywAir.
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Shitster. lt's my sister.
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And you can deliver that? l'm still figuring out some coding issues, but yes.
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You mean interim CEO. Shut up. Listen, essentially, this branch is failing.
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So we were all a little bit disappointed not to hit 7% growth in this last quarter. But 6.5% is right on industry standard for the fall.
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And warmer. Come on.
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6.5% is not failing. -Yes, it is. -We're doing better than Orlando. l mean, half those jack-offs had mono last year, right?
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Well, l closed the Orlando branch. This morning.
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Tracey and l work together. What are you talking about? l'm just saying. l can't be your work wife forever. Hey, how fast do you think you'd have to go to make that jump?
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Or l blow up the power grid. -So be ready for that. -Okay? Don't worry about that. Just hit "Enter." Okay, guys.
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You're not cold without a big coat on? No, l gain 1 5 pounds every winter so l don't have to wear one.
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You know what? l really like you, but maybe we could get, like, a cup of coffee first, or something? Yeah! Totally. That's what l meant by, "Sign this."
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-No, not for the eyes, it's good. -Does it do anything here? Probably. ls this for teeth whitening? Okay, what about this, right?
