Allison, are you okay? No! l'm not okay. My ex-husband is dating a stripper, Drew is cyberstalking me, and Fred from accounting is like a human fucking AMBER Alert. Don't l deserve to date someone who is nice? Of course you do. Allison, you're an amazing person. You basically take care of this whole office. And you do it every day, even though most people don't seem to notice.
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Clay, l told you, l don't need to do any pre-game for...
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-Thank you. -Thank you so much. -Oh, my God. Yes? -Hey, Rodney!
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Hey, Tracey, which one are you in?
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Hey, what if we landed the Data City account?
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-Nate? -Yeah. Hi, l'm Trina. l don't do handshakes, l do hugs. Get in here. Yeah.
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Let's try that again. Allison, where's Clay?
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Clay, why don't you have a seat?
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Like, if you grabbed every single strand, do you think that you could swing and then time it just right and grab all of those strands, then, like Tarzan, make it all the way to my office? Merry fucking Christmas.
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So the bartender says, "We don't see many gorillas." And the gorilla says, "Well, at $1 2 for a martini, l can see why not." You know a lot of gorilla jokes. -Yeah. -Excuse me.
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Yeah, l... l'm wearing the same clothes, from earlier.
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Okay, we're close. No, no, this is it! This is... There's a spot! Right there. You passed it!
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You're right to be pissed at me. You know, l always got to do whatever l wanted and you always ended up with the shit end of the stick. lt wasn't fair. l'm sorry, sis.
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Yeah, okay.
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Josh, we have a situation. Mary! How do you always just appear? You're like a human pop-up ad. Did you read my latest memo on appropriate work dress?
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Wait, what did he say? l think l know where they're going. Let's get the car. Come on!
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Ma'am, we're not zoned for livestock. Please put the horse in Conference Room C and lock the door. l love your dress. Thank you. l... l knitted it myself. lt was a sweater vest that just didn't know when to quit.
