This is where not having any family actually pays off. l get the whole city to myself. lt's like some kind of awesome plague came in and spared only me and the Chinese restaurants.
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Well, Alan's bald. lt's so hard to shop for the bald. Who are they? What do they want?
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Could l have a beer, please? Pretty great, huh, Jeremy? Yeah, it's so weird, l feel like l'm still at the office. Yeah. Thank you. lt's so nice not to have to talk about work. Yeah, so nice.
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Hey! lt's canceled, Clay! The thing is not happening at all. l'm not messing with you. Hey! Stop doing that! Hey, idiot, l'm looking right at you. l saw that! You whispered to the farty cheese lady. Well... Don't make me pull rank, Clay. lt is canceled.
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I Iove this company!
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You could have dated me, Josh. But you freaked out and ran away. l still had PTSD from my marriage just ending, so...
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Yeah. We couldn't get anyone to watch him. But don't worry, he has an iPad. We could ax murder each other and he wouldn't even notice.
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This is useless. You gonna be solo? There's not gonna be a stocking on your mantel for Jimmy Butler at your place?
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Thank you for that.
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Hey, Jeremy.
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Well, it looks like we just hired Walter Davis.
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No, l'm so sorry, l didn't mean to give you that impression. l just got carried away. l just really like you.
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-Maybe Butlerbook? -l like it. -Jimmyface? -These are all good ideas. Do you want to see the first processor that we ever made? lt's as big as a mini-fridge and it used to set fires. lt's upstairs with the good tequila. -Of course. -Casamigos. l'll save some for you.
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There she is! My sister from another mister! l'm kidding, our mother didn't start having affairs until the mid-90s. What are you doing here? Well, we were just going over your fourth quarter earnings. And l wondered if l was missing something. Probably.
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Carol, you know, he's turning blue. Yeah. Our family, you got to tap out.
