You're not cold without a big coat on? No, l gain 1 5 pounds every winter so l don't have to wear one.
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You know what? l really like you, but maybe we could get, like, a cup of coffee first, or something? Yeah! Totally. That's what l meant by, "Sign this."
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-No, not for the eyes, it's good. -Does it do anything here? Probably. ls this for teeth whitening? Okay, what about this, right?
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-Pictures of people's kids. -Linkedln invites. My girlfriend's always on it. l have a girlfriend.
No, he's cute. Actually... lt's like the calling never stops. l know. lt's so annoying.
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So the bartender says, "We don't see many gorillas." And the gorilla says, "Well, at $1 2 for a martini, l can see why not." You know a lot of gorilla jokes. -Yeah. -Excuse me.
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-Yeah. -l'm Fred. l just joined accounting.
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What's the most annoying thing about the lnternet?
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Should be dry. Okay. Nate says Clay's on the South Side.
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All right, guys.
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Because if you want him, you're gonna have to pay for him. lt's almost the playoffs, not the second week of the regular season.
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And l'm already feeling kind of a "fuck you" vibe down there, definitely not Christmas spirit. l can't argue with you there. Good. l want to Secret Santa the shit out of the staff meeting. Come on.
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-The bar free all night? -lt is, yeah. So is all this yummy food. Give it a try. How about that salmon station down there, huh? Sales has already given it a whack. l hate those guys. -Hairy-shouldered donkey fuckers. -Hey...
