I think he pissed himself. Good job, Z. We're in his account. So he really doesn't know he's in the OASIS?
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Samantha Evelyn Cook. IOI has purchased and consolidated all of your outstanding debt, currently in excess of 23,000 credits. You will be remanded to the nearest IOI loyalty center until your debt is paid in full, including any interest, processing, or late fees you incur henceforth. MAN 1: Does anybody have eyes? MAN 2: Check down the next street!
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Wade.
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(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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-"First to the key." -"First to the egg." Wait, what? "Never trust someone you meet in the OASIS." "She might be a 300-pound dude named Chuck..." "Who lives in his mama's basement in suburban Detroit." Aech! Helen. My dad called me "H." It kinda stuck. Let's go!
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Yeah, that seems appropriate.
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Ah... How does it work? Has it got, like, a remote or is there a button or something? Nolan, it's a level-99 magic artifact, not one of your drones, so it is activated by a magic spell. Would you care to do the honors?
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MAN: Come up! (SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTING)
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So what is this challenge, some sort of video game thing? An Atari 2600, sir. And every game ever made for it, thousands of possibilities.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Sho? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 11, so what? His real name is Xo. But everyone else calls me Sho, no big deal. No. It is a big deal. Sho, you're the world's most badass 11-year-old ever. He knows. Shut up! Let him tell me. Aech!
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(VIDEO GAME MUSIC)
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Kind of everything.
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Pod 41-F, you are on 10-minute break. Proceed to break area.
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(GRUNTS) Okay, inside the panel, there's a lever. Grab it with your right hand and slide it to the left. That should release you. (GRUNTS)
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Security, please report to section 97 for escort.
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All right, so I'm looking at a diagram of your rig.
