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Wow! I got more gifts than I thought I did.

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No!

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Pee on yourself. Pee on yourself.

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What are you doing in this area?

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So bad.

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That's what happens when you do a mercy invite. I believed you wanted to invite everyone. Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person without social networking evidence inflicting more pain on that person than was intended. And I'm not a monster. I'm proud of you. I think. She gets detention a lot and she yells at teachers sometimes. There was that rumor that went around that she just kept running away from home. Um, maybe she can Uber. I seriously believe that we can go home now. Um, did I mistakenly convey this was a democracy? We are not going till she gets picked up. Uh, the car broke down. I'm just gonna take the bus. You're not taking a bus. I'll drive you home. Claire has almost saved her half of the money she needs for a car. Isn't that right? This'll be one of the few times left I can drive you guys around. Huh? Uh, I... You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes that only he thinks are funny for an entire car ride unless you come. You don't really wanna miss that.

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He doesn't know how powerful we can be. Would you mind telling me when you first came into existence?

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How'd you know the trash would be spilled? How can I say this, Jai? You're not the most meticulous of people.

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The authors of Hooters play on our incessant need for fat and man's incessant need to be in the proximity of augmented breasts. It's like Henry V ran a fast food franchise. It's a good place, Dr. Fletcher. Right.

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He's very weak.

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Hey. Can I help you? What? This is the one. He's really funny. He does these weekly videos.

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Jai, what health-conscious fast food purveyor did you originally solicit to buy these chicken wings you've so lovingly reheated in a minor suicidal gesture? Hooters. And you can't just throw them out, Dr. Fletcher. Oh, this is wrong on so many levels. We finished about 3:15, so look around 3:18. You're getting a little soft around the middle, Jai.

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- Oh, my God! - Anybody want this?

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This guy isn't very neat, is he? He walked right through the trash. No, Jai. Any normal person would have walked around it. That was an act.

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- It's not new... - No!

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We'll let you watch TV and make you a fun dinner.

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Open the door!

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Everything's okay.

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