Excuse me for a second. What can I do for you, chum? Yes, I have a question. I've just achieved a sort of miraculous financial endeavor. I'm also in a financial bind. I'm gonna need a cash advance. Hmm.
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8.2s
This is where the magic happens, baby. MTV spots WorryFree edition. Hole puncher Jim Ellman.
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14.6s
- I'm fucking kidding with you, man. - Ow! Ow! You can call me whatever you want, you keep closing those deals. You must be like a fucking genius. I'd love to pick your brain because we need people like you at WorryFree. People who can comprehend the big picture, you know?
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6.7s
Hell, yes, baby, of course I can. Stop Cassius. Stop, it's freaky. What do they sell?
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5.7s
People that can analyze the challenge and adapt. Like a cunning racoon.
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1.4s
Clean yourself up.
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1.3s
I said get back!
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11.8s
They make automobiles for what it used to cost to make bicycles. Okay, but see I don't know if I can... Sugar on top, white voice. Yeah, but what I'm saying is I don't know if I'm gonna be able to s... sell...
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13.8s
Left Eye, bitches! WorryFree has resuscitated America. Workers live in space efficient dwellings in the same facilities where production occurs. They make anything and they make everything. Lifetime contracts so no wages needed.
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1.2s
Shit!
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7.1s
So, wait, are you telling me you sell slave labor to companies over the phone? Hot damnit. You are a sharp one.
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7.8s
Before a drone drops a bomb on an apartment building in Pakistan who drops the bomb ass sales pitch you may ask, Cassius?
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12.6s
We organized the first sign twirlers union there. Oh, okay. Is that what you do? You just go from place to place stirring up trouble? Trouble's already there. I just help folks fix it.
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1.2s
Yeah.
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1.4s
Can I check that out?
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1.2s
Okay.
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5.4s
This is your moment. Don't waste it. Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo!
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11.3s
Alright, does it do that every time... Welcome to the Power Calling Suite, Mr. Green. White Voice at all times here. Yes, I almost forgot.
