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Can I name him? Of course you can, son. What about Crackers? Give me a goddamned break. Seriously, you've got one of the most vicious predators in the ocean, you're gonna name him "Crackers"? In the future when you say I can name something, don't be a dick about it. Why don't we do this? Let's name him Doby. You talk all that smack and that's the best name you come up with? Well, we're not gonna get any better than that. I mean, you obviously can't name him anything that sounds good. How about we forget about this whole name thing and you go straight to hell? Well, I don't know what to do. We might as well poison the water and let him die. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just go with Doby. Fine, then it's settled. It's Doby. We'll call him Doby even though no one likes it. All right, I can live with that.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Folks, I'm sorry. I hold myself to a high professional standard and you shouldn't hear that language, okay? I'm having a shitty day. Oh, fuck-stick! Now, I know this is tricky, given your relationship, so I'm going to give you the evening to think about it. I forbid it! You forbid it? What? Who are you? Julius Caesar? Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the N.B.A. Look, I am so sorry that this happened, Ron, but you and I, we're partners, sweetheart. And when something good happens to me, it also happens to you. That's ridiculous! It clearly just happened to you! You... Oh! Be quiet. Mom? I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Burgundy. He no go to sleep. Damn it, Lupita, what have you been doing up there? Eating nachos? Mommy? Daddy? Why are you yelling at each other? Did Mom touch Dad's hair again? Walter, honey, why don't you just go to bed, all right? Mommy and Daddy are just having a discussion. No! He needs to hear this. He's six years old. He's a man. Walter, listen to me. Life isn't a fairy tale. It's not a bunch of jumping rope and grabbing ass. It's complicated. What do you want to do with your life? What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be an astronaut or a cowboy! You're never going to be any of those, okay? Ron! You've got to set the bar a lot lower. Service industry. Fry cook. Prison guard. Maybe you're a lighting guy at a porn shoot. Which basically means you hold up a flashlight while adults do things. He is a child, Ron! Nah, nah, nah! He's got hair on his nugs. He's old enough to hear this. Your father is a wise man. I will lock you in a closet! Veronica, here's the bottom line.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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That is without a doubt the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You mean news going 24 hours around the clock? A channel that's never off, in other words? Yeah. Yeah. Just 24 hours. It's, uh... No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. Mr. Burgundy, I assure you we are 100% for real. We've got state-of-the-art facilities in Manhattan. And Kench Allenby, multi-millionaire and owner of Koala Airlines. So glad he was acquitted of murder. I'm a big Kench Allenby guy. He's funding the whole network. He believes in it. I don't think you understand, Freddie. My hero, Mack Tannen, told me I was the worst journalist he'd ever seen.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues