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Look at me. Oh, you... Well. I'm laughing like a ventriloquist's dummy. You are. Let's stop that before we get in there. Don't do that in there, darling. Mr. Tannen, you are an inspiration, sir. I've been doing the evening news now for over 35 years. Done a hell of a job. Yes, sir. A hell of a job! I've gone through four wives. I have six or seven kids that I haven't got the time to tell I love them. To be honest, they sound a little needy.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Oh, my God. That's vintage Jack Lime. Come on, guys. Let's go meet the boss. We'll have separate cameras for you, and then sports and then weather. Let me ask you this, Freddie, how's the new head honcho? Well, Linda Jackson has a shelf full of Emmys. She's as tough as nails. And Linda loves to win. Oh, hey, Linda! I want to introduce you to Ron Burgundy. Linda Jackson. How are you, my friend? Ron.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Voodoo. Voodoo? Yes, voodoo. That shit will mess you up. And it is 100% real. Promise me that you'll never go to Haiti. I promise, Dad. This was good. I enjoyed spending time with you. Me, too, Dad. Oh, and hey. Do you want to go to Haiti sometime? No. Good. Good. What did you tell him? I didn't tell him anything. He hasn't slept for four days, Ron! Everywhere we go, he asks me if we're going to Haiti! What does that even mean? I am so sick and tired that you've sheltered him from the evils of voodoo. You need to learn to connect with him in a healthy way! Let me ask you something, and I'm not trying to be funny here. Are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? He is seven years old, Ron. All right. Now listen to me. He has a science fair tomorrow, at 8:00, and he wants you to be there. I will be there. All right? Now, who do you have for sweeps week? I'm not discussing work with you, Ron, okay? Just be there at the science fair tomorrow. Fine!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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"The Rigid Ghost." Mmm. Ah, it's the best damn rubber on the market. Hah, I got four of my seven illegitimate children using this condom. Uh, but, Brian, isn't that the whole point of wearing a condom? To not impregnate the woman? Well, you know the old expression. "Nope."
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues