This is literature? A 2-year-old could have written this. All right.
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I like him. He's nice. But scary. Like Santa!
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Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go.
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If you don't do something about it, then I will.
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What is it?
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Almost over. It's almost over.
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About that, I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. Please tell me this is not as a result of the girls' dance recital, is it? No, no, no! The recital? Don't... That's stupid! I iust think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right?
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Gru, you and I have been working on this for years. It's everything we've dreamed of. Your chance to make history, become the man who stole the moon! But these girls are becoming a major distraction! They need to go.
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"Three little kittens with fur all brushed "said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed! ' "Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, "'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."' Now make them drink the milk.
