You should date my mother. [scoffs] Her last boyfriend turned out to be an Internet perv. She's very, very fragile, very, um-- "Oh, save me." Men like that, right, though? 'Cause at the end of the day they all wanna-- all wanna be a hero. Everyone just wants to feel important in life. Thing is, no matter how important they are, there's always gonna be someone more important. People get so uptight about that. Oh, no, they're better than me. It's like, God, they don't realize [whirring] important doesn't matter. It's confidence. When confidence breaks into the room-- [whirring stops] it wins every single time. Doesn't matter if it's real or pulling it straight out of their ass. People are dumb. They don't know the difference.
The Edge of Seventeen
8.5s
I've been doing this 23 years and-- [clears throat] you're the first person to ever underestimate my salary.
The Edge of Seventeen
5.4s
You know what? I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna tell you the real reason I'm having lunch with you today.
The Edge of Seventeen
4.9s
Are you enjoying my company? You're a barrel of monkeys.
The Edge of Seventeen
3.7s
That made me feel good. I mean, that-- that part.
The Edge of Seventeen
2.2s
You never told me if you have a wife.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.6s
What are you doing?
The Edge of Seventeen
1.6s
Guess what.
The Edge of Seventeen
19.1s
Hey, do you have-- do you have a swimming pool? Yeah. Can I come swim in it? -I know I can swim in mine. I just know I wouldn't relax. -Yes. I got towels. We're good to go. We're green. We're good. Okay. Cool. I'll text you the address. -Yeah, I'll see you in a little bit then. -Okay.
The Edge of Seventeen
18.7s
You didn't tell me you were in a film festival either. You didn't tell me anything, Erwin. Maybe it's because I can't get a word in. Do I really talk that much? Oh, yeah. I'm gonna drown myself now. Good-bye. Bye.
The Edge of Seventeen
8.4s
Hey, I wish my bathtub got this hot. Why didn't you tell me you were rich? -I thought I did. I always try to tell everyone. -What?
The Edge of Seventeen
6s
Hey. Thanks for letting me come over. Um, I'm glad you did.