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Look on the bright side, you know. I mean, maybe they'll get married and then my best friend will be a part of my family. Helpful. Thank you. It really bothers me she's not giving you rides anymore though. I'm gonna have to talk to her about that. No, you're not! I can't drive you every morning. It puts me on the freeway late and adds 40 minutes. If you do that, I will do something equally terrible to you.
The Edge of Seventeen
26.9s
You're a dick. Maybe nobody likes you, huh? You're always-- You're always in a shit mood. You're a really shitty teacher. You put zero effort into everything you do. And there's no way you're proud of that. Look at you. Look at-- Like, you do nothing. Look at your hair. You don't even-- You don't do your hair 'cause you don't have any hair. You're bald. You know what? You know why you're not married? Because bald men are gross and disgusting, and especially the ones that make $45,000 a year.
The Edge of Seventeen
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You should date my mother. [scoffs] Her last boyfriend turned out to be an Internet perv. She's very, very fragile, very, um-- "Oh, save me." Men like that, right, though? 'Cause at the end of the day they all wanna-- all wanna be a hero. Everyone just wants to feel important in life. Thing is, no matter how important they are, there's always gonna be someone more important. People get so uptight about that. Oh, no, they're better than me. It's like, God, they don't realize [whirring] important doesn't matter. It's confidence. When confidence breaks into the room-- [whirring stops] it wins every single time. Doesn't matter if it's real or pulling it straight out of their ass. People are dumb. They don't know the difference.
The Edge of Seventeen