You're not funny. If my husband had any idea what I was gonna have to deal with...
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17.3s
Oh. Okay. Are your parents going? I can just sit with them. My parents are in Korea for three months. They won't make it. Are you serious? You've had this whole place to yourself for three months? Yay.
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2.7s
[panting]
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5.4s
You know what? I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna tell you the real reason I'm having lunch with you today.
The Edge of Seventeen
3.3s
Nadine. Max.
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2s
I wish you were small.
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1.5s
[tires screech]
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6.8s
But if you get a chance, fart into their backpacks. [chuckles]
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2s
Oh, my God.
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7.4s
Have a nice life without me, fuckers." You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it. Well, not for sure, but I can dream.
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22.7s
All of this. [clattering] All right, hey, hey, hey. Can you believe it? It's okay. What is this? What is all this crap? Please stop for a second. She left her flat iron on. She wants to burn the goddamn house down! Please stop for a second. This is going. Okay, all right. Stop. Just give it to me. Hey! Just give me the bag. I am the adult here, not you! Then why do you always call me?
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3.1s
[Nadine narrating] Then I'd at least have one person to have lunch with.
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5.5s
[Nadine narrating] Let me start from the beginning. Around second grade I had a realization.
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6s
Hey, hey, hey, hey. [Nadine narrating] Dad had a nearly impossible task-- having to manage us both.
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6.7s
Nadine, we're not doing this again. You promised. Now get out of the car.
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2s
Oh, my God.
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2.2s
Who is this?
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3.7s
...better than this assholes. Please hurry the hell up and graduate.
