[man narrating] Once upon a time on a planet called Not Saturn... at Alien Planet High School... [speaking alien language] there was an alien adolescent who was struck by love.
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We told each other things we never thought we'd say out loud. Once, my grandpa's pajama flap accidentally came open and I saw his wiener and got real sad. My mom has to take medicine or she'll get upset and buy too much at the mall. It's true. [both laughing]
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You-You having fun? -Feelin' pretty good. -I respect that. Hey, aren't you Darian Franklin's sister? Yep.
The Edge of Seventeen
7.9s
Ohh. God, juvie made him so hot. Oh, God. I forgot to tell you something. He works at Petland now.
The Edge of Seventeen
18.7s
You didn't tell me you were in a film festival either. You didn't tell me anything, Erwin. Maybe it's because I can't get a word in. Do I really talk that much? Oh, yeah. I'm gonna drown myself now. Good-bye. Bye.
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That was a joke. I failed the test. Oh. Oh! Ha, ha. Hello. [chuckles] [cell phone buzzing] Uh, you can get that. Uh, no, it's cool.
The Edge of Seventeen
3.5s
Freshman. Junior.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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1.8s
Good night.
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Let's go, lady.
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2.2s
I want change.
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1.6s
Anyways-- Yeah.
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[music louder]
The Edge of Seventeen
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[cell phone buzzes] Oh. Turn off your cell phone, please. [buzzing] [men talking on screen]