Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "Oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more."
The Edge of Seventeen
22.7s
All of this. [clattering] All right, hey, hey, hey. Can you believe it? It's okay. What is this? What is all this crap? Please stop for a second. She left her flat iron on. She wants to burn the goddamn house down! Please stop for a second. This is going. Okay, all right. Stop. Just give it to me. Hey! Just give me the bag. I am the adult here, not you! Then why do you always call me?
The Edge of Seventeen
3.4s
When I was on my way home today, this memory came back to me.
The Edge of Seventeen
7.8s
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What the fuck? Hey, just get out-- get out of my room! Stop looking, man! Just get out!
The Edge of Seventeen
3.8s
I know. What if I did this to you?
The Edge of Seventeen
2s
Do you watch TBS ever?
The Edge of Seventeen
1.7s
[groans]
The Edge of Seventeen
5.8s
Hey, is there any more aspirin anywhere? Maybe. Try-- Try that thing over there.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.8s
[sighs]
The Edge of Seventeen
6.8s
I got to spend the rest of my life with myself. Shh. [inhales, blows]
The Edge of Seventeen
16.7s
I heard my voice on a voice mail yesterday, and it was like, "How can anyone stand listening to you?" Oh, you're just drunk right now, okay? I hate the way I look when I talk or when I chew gum. Don't ever let me chew gum, okay? Don't let me chew gum.
The Edge of Seventeen
3.2s
Um, hey, look, there's no line at the Ferris wheel. Oh.
The Edge of Seventeen
9.7s
I was home tonight having a relaxing glass of wine, and I got an e-mail... from his wife.
