You know, one of my biggest regrets is that I didn't do enough experimenting in college.
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What are we doing here? We're bonding. You seem so tense. Do you need a back rub? Several body parts are rubbing my back right now, thank you. You know, Beca, we're very close, but I feel like this retreat is really gonna let us discover everything about each other. Is that right?
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I just need some help getting it out. Can you sing something?
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Anyone have a T-shirt, size extra-small?
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What kind of white shit is this?
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Okay. Side of the tent it is.
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The pipe's a bit blocked.
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Yes.
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Welcome back, a cappella enthusiasts. My name is John Smith, and sitting here to my left is Gail Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger. Oh, this one's gonna stick, John. Well, you saved the Jew for last. I did. I did. You're listening to Let's Talk-Appella, the world's premiere downloadable a cappella podcast. We are coming to you live from the nation's capital, where the Barden University Bellas are about to rock the historic Kennedy Center. Boy, these girls have broken down every single barrier in their path, haven't they, Gail? Absolutely, John. The first all-female group to win a national title, three-time defending champs, and now, here they are, performing for the President of the United States on his birthday. Wow! What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
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Who's gonna sing the national anthem at the Puppy Bowl? You're being replaced by the European champions. A German group of total professionals. In other words, they're gonna keep their pants on. So we can't defend our title and we can't tour? And you can't hold any auditions. We don't need your ranks to grow like a fungus. Oh, so that's it, then? So, basically, the Bellas are over? Look, ladies, I'm sorry that this disciplinary action has shocked you. Especially since you're all seniors. But the truth is, you're just women. No. And you'll all be pregnant soon. Mmm.
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No! Okay, she has no underwear on. Oh, my God. We have a commando situation. There is a commando situation on stage! Who is on top of this? - What kind of person... - Holy cow! Take her back up. She's turning. Pull her up already! She's turning. Brace yourselves. No. She's coming. She's coming! Avert your eyes, or take it all in! Make your choice! Not the front! Nobody wants to see the front! Oh, no!
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Happy birthday, Mr. President. The Australian singer who calls herself "Fat Amy" gave the President a birthday gift from down under during last night's celebration held at the historic Kennedy Center. In case you're wondering what I mean by "down under," Chip, I'm talking about her. She showed her to the President.
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Here's Beca Mitchell, leader of the group. Look at these sequins and sparkles. Oh, my! Their feet just don't stop moving.
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Whoa! Another surprise! An overweight girl dangling from the ceiling. Who hasn't had that dream? Lots of us.
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You know, before coming to Barden, I had diarrhea for seven years.
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But yes, this is terrible. The dean is ready for you tramps.
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Oh, jeez.
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There is nothing in here that strips us of our national title. And if we're still reigning champs, then we are automatically invited to represent America at the World Championships this spring. Ah, yes, the World Championships of A Cappella, where, every four years, groups from around the globe compete for world domination. I'm sorry. I just feel like I always have to be on, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, ladies, we can't stop you from going to the Worlds competition. It's not gonna help your case here. Not at all. What if we win it? What if you win it?