My God! You have to audition for the Bellas. I can't concentrate on anything you're saying until you cover your junk. Just consider it. One time, we sang backup for Prince. His butt is so tiny that I can hold it with, like, one hand.
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The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot. Skedaddle. But why don't we just exchange emails, and then totally hang out right now, together?
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Ninety-five point seven, WBUJ, music for the independent mind.
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What a nerd alert. Okay, guys, now let's match pitch.
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They're not particularly motivated.
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How high does your belt go? My what?
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Hey, I'm Beca. Over there. Thanks.
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So, are you interested?
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And then there's...
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Yeah. See you at auditions! For your audition, each of you will be singing sixteen bars of Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone. If a group likes you, they will contact you directly. My tone-deaf sidekick Justin here will be collecting your information. If I could sing a lick, in any human way possible, I would, but I can't. And I hate myself every day because of it! I know.
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That should really be a lesson to everyone. If you sing the same boring, girly shit every year, you will blow chunks. All over the place. Vomit everywhere. My fellow a-ca-people.
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But if you think this is just some high school club, where you can sing and dance your way through any big social issue, or confused sexuality, you have come to the wrong place.
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There is none of that here. That's high school. This shit is real life! Now, don't just bring it, sing it. And let's do this.
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We will not let egotistical, big-headed, garbage dirtballs, whoever you may be, get in our way.
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I promise you, we will return to the lCCAs and finish what we started last year.
