Let's meet at our usual time next week. I would rather you didn't leave, Barry.
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What in the name of Mary and Joseph?
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Pee on yourself. Pee on yourself.
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What the hell is going on?
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I choose you first.
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No.
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Oh. You see what he does, though? How does he even do that? That's the whole point why I'm showing you. Genius!
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Hey. Can I help you? What? This is the one. He's really funny. He does these weekly videos.
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See? It's so random. That is so weird.
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Oh, my God.
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So bad.
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That's what happens when you do a mercy invite. I believed you wanted to invite everyone. Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person without social networking evidence inflicting more pain on that person than was intended. And I'm not a monster. I'm proud of you. I think. She gets detention a lot and she yells at teachers sometimes. There was that rumor that went around that she just kept running away from home. Um, maybe she can Uber. I seriously believe that we can go home now. Um, did I mistakenly convey this was a democracy? We are not going till she gets picked up. Uh, the car broke down. I'm just gonna take the bus. You're not taking a bus. I'll drive you home. Claire has almost saved her half of the money she needs for a car. Isn't that right? This'll be one of the few times left I can drive you guys around. Huh? Uh, I... You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes that only he thinks are funny for an entire car ride unless you come. You don't really wanna miss that.
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Can I put this in here? Yeah, I'll get it. Thank you, Marcia. Maybe he just is into...
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Wow! I got more gifts than I thought I did.
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Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday!
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- Oh, my God! - Anybody want this?
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Yes, you are. Hey.
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No, sir. Make sure you put your gloves on after you finish. Your feet and your hands get cold first out there.