And when you're sittin' there In your silk upholstered chair Talkin' to some rich folks that you know Well, I hope you don't see me In my ragged company Oh, but you know I could never be alone Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow. Yeah, thanks, man. I was sorry to hear about Donny. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, you know... Hey, man.
The Big Lebowski
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What are you doing?
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I mean, we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his payoff. We got the kidnappers all pissed off. And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything, huh? Well, sometimes it's a cathartic... No, no. I'm saying that if he knows I'm a fuckup, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man. He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show. Okay, but then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase.
The Big Lebowski
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Where was she, man? Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us. Well,I guess the fucking nihilists knew where she was. Jesus, Dude. She never even kidnapped herself. Who is this gentleman, Dude? Who am I? I'm a fucking veteran. Come on! That's who I am. You shouldn't go in there, Dude. He's very angry.
The Big Lebowski
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And it was a pretty good story, don't you think? Made me laugh to beat the band. Parts anyway. I didn't like seeing Donny go. But then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way.
The Big Lebowski
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How do you do, Dude? I wondered if I'd see you again. I wouldn't miss the semis. Oh, yeah? How's things been going? Well, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. Sure. I got you. Yeah.
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Now, what happened to your face? Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well? No, it was the chief of police of Malibu, a real reactionary. So, your father...
The Big Lebowski
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Compeers. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino. And stay away from my special... From my fucking lady friend, man!
The Big Lebowski
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What is that, yoga? It increases the chances ofconcepflon.
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Get out of that fucking car! Get the fuck out of the car, man.
The Big Lebowski
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And there were six other guys.
The Big Lebowski
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That's $180.
The Big Lebowski
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What? A dick, man. And let me tell you something, I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody. Fabulous stuff, man. I'm not... Fuck it, man. Just stay away from my fucking lady friend. Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady. She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man! Hey, man. I'm not... Who are you working for? Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?
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You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. On you maybe. Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. New technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. Well, I still jerk off manually.
The Big Lebowski
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I guess that's the way the whole darned human comedy keeps perpetuating itself down through the generations. Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we... Oh, look at me. I'm rambling again.
The Big Lebowski
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There 's a thousand pretty women waiting out there And they're all livin' devil may care And I'm just the devil with love to spare So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Oh, Jesus!