We didn't... They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What the fuck are you talking about? The poor woman, that poor slut kidnapped herself. Come on, Dude. You said so yourself. Man, I said I thought she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain. That's right, Dude. 100% certain. They posted the next round for the tournament. Donny, shut the fuck... When do we play? This Saturday. Quintana and... Saturday? Well, they'll have to reschedule. Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski? I told that fuck down at the league office. V\Iho's in charge of scheduling? Walter! Burkhalter. I told that kraut a fucking thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos! Walter! They already posted it. Well, they can fucking un-post it! Who gives a shit? They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Come on, Dude. Eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back. How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? I'm shomer shabbos. What's that, Walter? Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski? Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Sheesh. Shomer shabbos!
The Big Lebowski
3.8s
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
The Big Lebowski
12.1s
You know, Walter, you're right. There is an unspoken message here. It's, "Fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!" Yeah, I'll be at practice.
The Big Lebowski
4.5s
No funny stuff, Jackie. The kid's got it. Hi, fellas.
The Big Lebowski
2.6s
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
The Big Lebowski
2.2s
Fifteen-year-old kid.
The Big Lebowski
22.7s
Of course you do. I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well, here it is, Dude. Where's Bunny? Well, I thought you might know that, man. V\Ihy would I? She only ran off to get away from that rather sizable debt to me. No, she didn't run off. She's been... I heard that kidnapping story, so save it. I know you're mixed up in all this, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
23.5s
You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. On you maybe. Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. New technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. Well, I still jerk off manually.
The Big Lebowski
22.3s
I dig the way you do business, man. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, by the ln-N-Out Burger. Fucking brat. But I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's 15. Flunking social studies.
The Big Lebowski
17.6s
How's the smut business, Jackie? I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, pofificaladvocacy. Which one's Logjammin'? Yes, regrettably, it's true. Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
4.9s
Hello, Dude. Thanks for coming. I'm Jackie Treehorn.