Sam is going away right after graduation. It all feels very exciting. I just wish it were happening to me. Especially because, ever since I blacked out in the cafeteria... it's been getting worse. And I can't turn it offthis time. All right, guys, you wanna pass your copies of Gatsby up to the front, please. And I know it's the last day... but ifwe could keep it to a dull roar, I'd appreciate it. Thankyou. Guy. Guys. Thankyou for such a great year. I had a blast. I hope you did, too. And I hope you have a great time this summer on your vacations. Now who here is gonna read for pleasure this summer?
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So, you ever hear the one about Lily Miller? I don't know. Really? I thought your brother would have told you. It's a classic. Maybe. Okay, Lily comes here one night with this guy Parker. And this was to be the night that they were gonna lose their virginity. So she did it really proper. She packed a picnic. Stole a bottle ofwine. Everything was perfect and they'rejust about to "do it." When they realize they forgot the condoms. - So what do you think happened? - I don't know. They did it with one ofthe sandwich bags.
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Sorry Craig couldn't come. Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to some stupid high school dance. I can't say I blame him really. I don't know. Ifyou like it, he should come.
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Say that shit again! Say that shit again! It's Patrick!
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Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.
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And Sam got her letter from Penn State.
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Let's go be psychos together.
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Nothing. Fine.
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Isn't it quiet?
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- They said in health class— - Hello? They say that about L.S.D.just to scare you. - Are you sure? You know I've seen— - Charlie, you're fine, man. Guys, we have an emergency. Craig has flaked out on us again. So I need a Rocky. Brad? No. No way. No. I'm not... There's people out there. No.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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That's what you did.
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Would you maybe wanna go with me? You wanna go with me? Yeah, I'm sick of macho guys. Plus you looked really cute in your costume. So what do you say?
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Shit! My parents! Shit! - Here, zip this up. - Okay. No, I got this. Just zip it up like a normal zipper! It's stuck. It'sjust...
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I thought you should have my clock. From the heart. Thankyou, Patrick.
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My God. My life is officially an after-school special. Son ofa bitch!