What are you doing with that plastic spork? I don't wanna bring back silverware. Derek, you're Earth Club treasurer. Come on! When my sister said "No," I thought... maybe my old friend Susan would wanna have lunch with me. In middle school, Susan was very fun to be around... but now she doesn't like to say "Hi" to me anymore. And then there's Brad Hays. Before my older brother went to play football for Penn State... he and Brad played together... so I thought maybe he'd say "Hi" to me. But Brad's a senior. And I'm me. So who am I kidding? On the bright side... one senior decided to make fun ofthe teacher instead ofthe freshmen. He even drew on Mr. Callahan's legendary goatee... with a grease pencil.
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And I wouldn't make you nervous.
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I'm shocked. All right. Well, you can skip the quiz... ifyou tell me which author invented the paperback book.
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♪ The only time I feel good falling ♪ ♪ Is when I'm falling fast and hard foryou ♪ ♪ The last two digits when I'm calling ♪ ♪ Fade away but somehow I'll get through ♪ ♪ The only time I feel good sinking ♪ ♪ Is when I'm sinking fast and deep foryou ♪ ♪ You caught me as I was winking ♪ ♪ Now I think my winking days are through ♪ ♪ Could it be another change ♪ ♪ To come and rearrange? ♪ ♪ Why can't shejust feel that way I do? ♪ ♪
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I felt really bad for Patrick. He wasn't doing the impersonation to be mean or anything. He wasjust trying to make us freshmen feel better. Nothing, why don't you read first? All right. "Chapter One. Surviving your fascist shop teacher... who needs to put kids down to feel big." Wow, this is useful, guys. We should read on.
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Dear friend... I am writing to you because she said you listen and understand. And didn't try to sleep with that person at that party... even though you could have.
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Hop, freshman toads! Hop! Let's move it! 1,385 days from now. We worked out all summer. Rock hard. Hey, you know what? Why don't you guys get a room? Just 1,385 days. In the meantime, I'd hoped that my sister, Candace, and her boyfriend, Derek... would have let me eat lunch with their Earth Club. Seniors only.
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I hope it's okay for me to think that. You see, I haven't really talked to anyone... outside of my family all summer. But tomorrow is my first day of high school ever. And I need to turn things around. So I have a plan. As I enter the school for the first time... I will visualize what it will be like... on the last day of my senioryear. Unfortunately, I counted and that's...