Hey! Look at you! What are you guys doing here? What? Are you kidding? It's parents weekend. (WHISPERS) Fuck. Wonderful. You're dating someone. Thanks, mom. Listen, we're undercover, okay? Thank you. No problem.
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(GRUNTS) Here, take this. Okay. I tried to take a bullet for you, man. Yeah. But you didn't. But I tried. It's the thought that matters. No, it's not the thought that counts. It's fucking taking the bullet.
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I'll be right back. So, where are you from originally? I'm straight outta Compton, but my husband's from northridge. Come on, man, hook me up.
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All right, with everything that happened with Cynthia and whyphy, I just don't want you to screw up.
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...67... (ALL CHEERING)
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You did it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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You'll always be alone. (SCREAMS) Hey, jenko. What? Where are you going? I'm just gonna go up for a little while, okay? Stay, stay here. No, I don't want to stay here. I'm flying. This is amazing. No. God. Don't go! Oh, my God. No! Stay here! No, no, stop it. You're dragging me down! Why would you drag me down? Please stay! I'm flying.
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What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here? Come on, hook me up. Two little fucking string beans? Give me the goddamn string beans. I want some fucking deviled eggs. I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?
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That's a gun. Yeah. Who first? You want to go first? I don't want to die. You die... I don't want to die. You want to do rock paper scissors? Rock paper scissors? That's how we'll do it. That's how we'll do it.
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God. She was Cynthia's roommate, and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her.
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JENKO: Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on! (LAUGHING)
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Yeah, right. I enjoyed it. Yeah.
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Library. Book place. Library. The supplier is putting drugs inside the books in the library, where literally no one goes anymore, man. And the dealers check out the books. We're going to catch the supplier. (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Do you realize how cool... Wait, one sec, one sec. What's up, dude? Hey, dude, where are you? We're warming up. The game's about to start. All right, man. Um, look, I'm just gonna... I'm coming. All right, later. What are you doing? Don't leave me hanging. Dude, I got to go or I'm gonna blow my cover, okay? You can do this alone. I'll be back in two hours. You got this.
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Tell me about it. I love to be alone. I am, like, the best at it. I just love when you're sitting there in a room, and you're just there with your thoughts, and you're like, oh, my gosh, I'm alone. Would anyone ever love me? Or whatever. And, like, do I know anyone who would care if I just ever came out of this room or not? Or whatever and, like... I don't know. It's just peaceful. I just like it. Yeah. Well, if you don't want to be alone tonight, we are gonna go hang out at the art building, if you want to come.
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That one. Welcome back, dum-dum. We did have carte blanche. Not no more. You got that expensive chase in the beginning, that expensive equipment, this fucking office... This look like some shit iron man would have. Shit's expensive! I got on $800 shoes, and you can't even see the motherfuckers. So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs. I'm warning you, find the supplier, but don't cost the department no more money.
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Dude, I'm so fucking pumped you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro. (BOTH CHUCKLE) Yep.
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If you don't make it through tonight, you're dead to all of us.