Some bacon machine that my mom got me. I do not understand how it works.
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Schmidt, come on! Let's go! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man! I'm gonna get the car.
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I'm pretty great. I just chill and... You know how chill zook is. Zook's such a chill guy. Just like ice. That makes me so happy for you.
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BOTH: Something cool!
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No! You're leaning in again! I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss! You're making this so uncomfortable. This is the most uncomfortable fistfight I've ever been in. I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face. Okay? Okay. And then we're gonna go back to fighting and we'll pretend this never happened, 'cause I feel so awkward.
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(CHEERING)
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Whoo!
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1.2s
(VOMITING)
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No! No! What? What were you doing? What am I doing? Why'd you try to kiss me? I didn't fucking try and kiss you! Yes, you did. Ooh, you're so weird! You're fucking Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing me. I'm not Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing you. This wasn't a sexy fight. Oh, like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time. I never once wanted to kiss you! Never! No! You just did it again! Stop it! Stop! You're making a face that is sexy! I don't even want to kiss you! Then stop trying! You keep trying! I've never tried to kiss you. You gave me kiss me eyes. No, I didn't. The eyes were I just got punched in the face eyes. They weren't kiss me eyes. I don't even like you! Neither do I, so stop kissing me! Okay!
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Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol.
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2.1s
You don't need to drill so many holes. Yeah, okay.
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I want to see you get crazy!
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Cate blanchett? Yeah, I thought we had Cate blanchett with the budget. You mean carte blanche.
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Are you kidding me? It's plastic. Doesn't even hurt! Okay... This isn't the spring break you imagined?
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No. No, I don't. 'Cause we have guns. Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?
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Oh. Hey. How you doing? I'm fine. I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long. Thrusting and pumping. Okay. I thought your hip popped out at one point. I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games, and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
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You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!
