It's getting worse lately. Are you the police? Yeah, that's right. And you motherfuckers are all under arrest. (GHOST CHUCKLES)
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Okay, you see this? This is strong. What I want to be able to have is this. Is this... I want to be able to have that, that same thing, in, like without actually having to do it. Are you embarrassed of your partner? No, not at all. Okay? And why the fuck are you guys ganging up on me? Gang up on him. Okay, seriously. Okay, okay. He's clingy. He literally is terrified of being by himself. Look, I know zook's your buddy and you don't want him to be guilty, but he's our guy. No, he's actually not our guy. I would know. Now, you know, we sometimes cling to things because they're familiar and comfortable. I teach about a principle called embedding. Look at the facts. Matter of fact, I... Zook has the tattoo. He knew Cynthia. I know the first time he met you, you dropped a fucking sandwich on his foot and he smiled at you, but you are completely blind to the fact... What'd you say embedding was? Embedding? Oh, embedding is our tendency to latch on to the first bit of information that we're offered and overlooking, or even ignoring, contradictory information. It's a fascinating principle... Shut up. I'm thinking.
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Just stick with football. I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can. Maybe we were only supposed to do this once. What? Dude, this is the fucking best moment of my life! Let's go, man!
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SCHMIDT: I just want to say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to mc state. I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off. What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time, really, really, really hard? Nah.
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You think Cynthia was the dealer? How the fuck we gonna infiltrate the dealer if the dealer is dead? We have to stop treating this like it's exactly the same as last time. And we got a bigger problem. No more money in the budget. What? I thought we had Cate blanchett.
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Bull's-eye. Bingo.
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Hey, Maya Angelou!
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We can't destroy any more stuff! We can't waste any more of the department's money! Watch out for that cash machine!
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We're gonna have to tear those anals up. All right. We're gonna fucking tear it up. I mean, it's just a tape, right?
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Schmidt, come on! Let's go! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man! I'm gonna get the car.
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Can I have your gun? It's bigger. (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass! Dad!
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You don't need to drill so many holes. Yeah, okay.
