That's funny. Hey, you guys want some of this sandwich? It's a meat-qute sandwich. Me and this guy are having a meat-qute. (LAUGHING)
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ZOOK: Blue 20!
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What? Hey, what'd you say when you threw the grenade up there? (LAUGHS) I said, something cool. What did you say? It was something cool. No, but what'd you say? Yeah, I know. I said, something cool.
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You owe me a car, and it'd better be a fucking Lamborghini, you bitch! I did it! You have the right to remain silent.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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That's fucking dangerous!
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Yes! No, I got it in my mouth. Say something cool when you throw it! One, two, three!
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We did it! Dude, fuck, I'm... ow! Oh! Shit, sorry. Dude, I miss you so much, man. I miss you, too. You were like a tiny little flower seed and I was clenching you in my fist. But a flower, it can't grow in a fist. A little seed needs to fly away free and find its soil. Yeah, I know. I tried to soil myself and, dude, I didn't like it. I wanted a relationship without friction. Dude, you need friction to create fire. And that's what we have, we have fire. Dude, I'm in. I'm all in. Thank God. Dude, this is what I've always wanted. Just me and you, buddy. I love you. Me, too, man. I love you, man.
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(CHEERING)
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(CHEERING)
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(BELLOWING)
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Wake up! Get out of the car! Shit. Get out of the car! Get on the ground! On your fucking knees! Get on your knees! You already know, don't you? What? Do you have anything to say? Please don't kill us. If you don't have anything to fucking say, open your fucking mouth.
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That doesn't sound like us. I mean... (CHUCKLES) I'm getting a divorce.
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What the fuck? It's the same case!
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She's smart, she's an art major. She can't be that smart. She's a fucking art major. Come on. I will give you some daps, Schmidt. Give me some motherfucking daps, man! Come on, give me some. Give me some. Come on! JENKO: My human sexuality class is blowing my mind. Did you know I used gay slurs in high school? Yes, directed at me. Dude, I am so sorry for being a homophone. Are we gonna talk about how weird you were today with Dickson? Look, I don't think the tattoo means what you think it means. I mean, for all we know, a lot of people could have that tattoo. This tattoo? This absurdly specific tattoo? Name one other person who has this.
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You are under arrest! Pull the truck over! I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now!
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Holy shit!
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ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it once again, mc state, for your dynamic duo. (CROWD CHEERING)