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So, I guess you have no interest in having a real job in the future. Absolutely not. No, right? (BOTH LAUGH) What about you? Um, I'm an art major. Okay. So you definitely cannot talk any shit, 'cause... No, I can't. I cannot. ...you're never gonna make any money. (LAUGHS) I'm never gonna make any money, so don't tell my parents, but... When I talk to your parents tonight, I will not tell them about your major. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. All right, art major.

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You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!

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Like together? We don't have to put a label on it. Just, like, one-time. One-time thing. No big commitment or stress to each other.

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Dude, I got to go. I got to go. This is quite enough. You need to let me go and drop all this.

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Great, that was great sex. You're good at it. And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something? (DOOR OPENS) All right. ♪ ♪ what the fuck is this?

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How was the, um... (BREATHES DEEPLY) How was the sex for you? It was fun for me. It was a good time.

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But you can't allow yourself to be held down by a guy just because he won't let go.

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It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use faggot. Gay is okay. Homosexual, maybe. And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a queer. If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't. I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class, he thinks he's Harvey milk. Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up? Why can't you just use your head for once? Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.

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I know.

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Shit. Is somebody up there? Shit. We got to get out of here. Did you lock the door? I did, man. I checked twice.

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Whoa!

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He's Brad's brother. He follows him around everywhere, so I doubt we get Brad without Doug. That's not true. I have a serious girlfriend. I got a bad feeling about this guy, dude. Why? Why? I was talking to him for a second. He's got a big mouth, okay? I feel like he could fuck this whole thing up for us. See, you're fucking this up. You talk way too much. That guy is harmless, dude. Look at him, he's nice. ROOSTER: He looks like a 30-year-old eighth grader. ZOOK: He's gonna be fine. I'm just saying, the kid sucks. Okay, and Brad. Brad could be, like, our guy. He could, like, be a part of our thing. Our thing? Yeah. Shh. I'm trying to hear them be nice about me. This is fucking bullshit. Shit!

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I don't think he's the guy, either. Yeah? I looked into the ghost's background, and I saw that he pays tuition for a student at mc state. You think the ghost could be the supplier's dad? Maybe. Okay, that's a pretty good piece of information. Thank you. Well, I heard whyphy's coming back in a big way. Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff down to puerto, Mexico, for spring break. And if that happens, whyphy is going viral. It's gonna be at every college in the country. I think my information was stronger. Look, if you... If you want to, we could go down there.

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Come on! Hey. Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy! I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! It shouldn't matter. If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman, you would hit me and not feel bad about it.

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Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today? Like what? Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. Come on. No, don't be afraid. It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.

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That's a little better! That's a little better, motherfucker! Come on! Come on!

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(ALL SCREAMING) Just ask. It's polite.

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(ALL GROANING)

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You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!

Like together? We don't have to put a label on it. Just, like, one-time. One-time thing. No big commitment or stress to each other.

Dude, I got to go. I got to go. This is quite enough. You need to let me go and drop all this.

Great, that was great sex. You're good at it. And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something? (DOOR OPENS) All right. ♪ ♪ what the fuck is this?

How was the, um... (BREATHES DEEPLY) How was the sex for you? It was fun for me. It was a good time.

But you can't allow yourself to be held down by a guy just because he won't let go.

I know.

Shit. Is somebody up there? Shit. We got to get out of here. Did you lock the door? I did, man. I checked twice.

Whoa!

Come on! Hey. Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy! I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! It shouldn't matter. If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman, you would hit me and not feel bad about it.

Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today? Like what? Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. Come on. No, don't be afraid. It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.

That's a little better! That's a little better, motherfucker! Come on! Come on!

(ALL SCREAMING) Just ask. It's polite.

(ALL GROANING)