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Look, I apologize about the zook thing. You were right, he's not the dealer. Okay, great. You apologized. What's that worth, man? Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now? Police work.

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ZOOK: Ready? Go! Here we go, here we go. One, two, three, four, five... I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore! Twenty's the record! Thirty-three, 34... (GROANING)

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Dude, I'm so fucking pumped you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro. (BOTH CHUCKLE) Yep.

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That one. Welcome back, dum-dum. We did have carte blanche. Not no more. You got that expensive chase in the beginning, that expensive equipment, this fucking office... This look like some shit iron man would have. Shit's expensive! I got on $800 shoes, and you can't even see the motherfuckers. So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs. I'm warning you, find the supplier, but don't cost the department no more money.

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Your fucking guy's got a tattoo. Find the tattoo, find the dealer. Fuck, man, I don't know. I do a lot of stupid tattoos to drunk kids. Do you remember that stupid tattoo? TATTOO ARTIST: A bazooka? Think I might have did it on a football player. Guy with a red Mohawk. I don't know. They all start to look the same to me. I think I know exactly who he's talking about.

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What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here? Come on, hook me up. Two little fucking string beans? Give me the goddamn string beans. I want some fucking deviled eggs. I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?

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I just wish you could fly with me. BOB: And the statesmen win, 34-14. (ALL CHEERING) JIM: And there go the fans onto the field. (TIRES SCREECHING)

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Okay, okay.

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Library. Book place. Library. The supplier is putting drugs inside the books in the library, where literally no one goes anymore, man. And the dealers check out the books. We're going to catch the supplier. (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Do you realize how cool... Wait, one sec, one sec. What's up, dude? Hey, dude, where are you? We're warming up. The game's about to start. All right, man. Um, look, I'm just gonna... I'm coming. All right, later. What are you doing? Don't leave me hanging. Dude, I got to go or I'm gonna blow my cover, okay? You can do this alone. I'll be back in two hours. You got this.

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Come on, this way, it's faster. No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt! (GROANS)

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If you don't make it through tonight, you're dead to all of us.

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I'm gonna tell you something, all right? Can I trust you? Yeah, of course.

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Why did you do that? We were about to catch the supplier. What's wrong with you? Look, if you don't say something, people will never stop discriminating. Will you please do something about how slow this thing's going?

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GHOST: How hard can it be? Shoot them! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Shoot them! Shoot them!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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I'm doing fucking great. I'm the happiest I've ever been, so I'm just having a great time with myself. I'm glad you're having a good time with yourself. I'm a solo artist now, like Beyonce. I used to have the other destiny's children, but now I'm just, uh, a lone superstar. Happy for you. Just a light-skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice. That's great.

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That's a gun. Yeah. Who first? You want to go first? I don't want to die. You die... I don't want to die. You want to do rock paper scissors? Rock paper scissors? That's how we'll do it. That's how we'll do it.

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Really? More twins? (GRUNTING)

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Look, I apologize about the zook thing. You were right, he's not the dealer. Okay, great. You apologized. What's that worth, man? Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now? Police work.

ZOOK: Ready? Go! Here we go, here we go. One, two, three, four, five... I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore! Twenty's the record! Thirty-three, 34... (GROANING)

Dude, I'm so fucking pumped you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro. (BOTH CHUCKLE) Yep.

What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here? Come on, hook me up. Two little fucking string beans? Give me the goddamn string beans. I want some fucking deviled eggs. I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?

I just wish you could fly with me. BOB: And the statesmen win, 34-14. (ALL CHEERING) JIM: And there go the fans onto the field. (TIRES SCREECHING)

Okay, okay.

Come on, this way, it's faster. No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt! (GROANS)

If you don't make it through tonight, you're dead to all of us.

I'm gonna tell you something, all right? Can I trust you? Yeah, of course.

Why did you do that? We were about to catch the supplier. What's wrong with you? Look, if you don't say something, people will never stop discriminating. Will you please do something about how slow this thing's going?

GHOST: How hard can it be? Shoot them! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Shoot them! Shoot them!

(ALL CHEERING)

That's a gun. Yeah. Who first? You want to go first? I don't want to die. You die... I don't want to die. You want to do rock paper scissors? Rock paper scissors? That's how we'll do it. That's how we'll do it.

Really? More twins? (GRUNTING)