Freeze, bitch. Oh, thank God. Look who got off the motherfucking leash. Now who's the damsel in distress? SCHMIDT: Fuck! Well, I guess it's him. I don't have a clean shot, schmidt. Then don't take the shot! Maybe I want to take a dirty shot. Kind of like the dirty shot you took on my daughter. I didn't take a dirty shot on your daughter, okay? We talked a lot, and we care about each other. All the good qualities you have, I can feel inside of Maya. I'm gonna take the shot. Don't take the shot. I can shoot right through your shoulder, hit the bitch right in the chest. Don't take the shot. I'm taking the shot. I'll take the fucking shot. Nobody take the shot before me. MERCEDES: How about we take it at the same time? No one take a shot. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Brad! Spring break! JENKO: Look, I can't, all right?
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Get out of the way!
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Fuck! Ow!
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(GRUNTING)
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What the fuck? Is that vodka? Welcome to zeta, pledges! (LAUGHING) Yeah, buddy!
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Just stick with football. I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can. Maybe we were only supposed to do this once. What? Dude, this is the fucking best moment of my life! Let's go, man!
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SCHMIDT: I just want to say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to mc state. I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off. What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time, really, really, really hard? Nah.
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You think Cynthia was the dealer? How the fuck we gonna infiltrate the dealer if the dealer is dead? We have to stop treating this like it's exactly the same as last time. And we got a bigger problem. No more money in the budget. What? I thought we had Cate blanchett.
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ALL: Whoo! Which way? Which way? Which way? SCHMIDT: Whichever way's cheaper! Right? You went right? You could've gone in a parking lot, you went to the sculpture garden? Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?
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Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one. I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.
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That is just like a little helmet machine.
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Bull's-eye. Bingo.
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Hey, Maya Angelou!
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(STAMMERING) Nothing else? They had five guys in the draft last year. I mean, Brad, this could be our shot. We're like the dynamic duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin. But we're both Batman. What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker? Or a cop? Dude, your ceiling is, like, so high.
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We can't destroy any more stuff! We can't waste any more of the department's money! Watch out for that cash machine!
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We're gonna have to tear those anals up. All right. We're gonna fucking tear it up. I mean, it's just a tape, right?
