Like, well, we fucking can, bro. All you gotta do is join the team.
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Fuck you, brain. How did we find the dealers so easy the first time? Well, his number was literally on a sticker. Well, let's go find this guy's sticker. I don't think this guy does stickers. Well, we need help. We need to consult an expert. KENNY: Yo, dude, you shot him in the dick, dude. I got him in the dick. Yep.
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(ENUNCIATING) Cynthia Jesus died for our sin-thee-uhs Jesus cried runaway bride Julia Roberts!
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Got room for one of these babies. A grenade. Why you gonna put it there? That's just unsanitary. Feels right.
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♪ All I wanna do is party ♪ my head keep on spinning around ♪ baby girl, why don't you first ♪ drop it to the ground ♪ I be divin' in the crowd ♪ shake my dreads, actin' wild ♪ can't do lean, too blowed out ♪ too turnt up, I can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ my gosh! I'm sweaty. You guys are actually eating stuff in here?
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I don't have a single lead. I do. I hear you can get whyphy on campus anywhere 24/7.
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Angry!
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Old man coming through!
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You're dead that's for Cynthia, who's dead.
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It seems like. Yeah.
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(LAUGHING) If it isn't Turner and hooch, in the flesh. Holy shit, you are looking fit. (GRUNTS) Hey, you should get some tips from this guy. He's looking good. Look at those pectoral muscles. That's the kind of definition I want out of you, man. What's up, Eric? Hey. Mr. Walters, we should, um... Or I should apologize for, uh...
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2.6s
Yeah, you know... (LAUGHING)
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And connects with mcquaid! (GRUNTS) Who beats safety will glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe.
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(WHISPERING) All right.
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Nice to meet you. (DOOR OPENS) (WHISPERING) Oh, my God. She seems nice. (DOOR CLOSES) She's horrible.
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You sort of sound like that. That doesn't sound anything like me. That doesn't sound anything like me. It's not not you. Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now. (BABBLING) That's Schmidt being a little bitch. That's just not a good impression. WALTERS: Whoa! Nice job, super sleuths. Did you even bother to look at the fucking picture?
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♪ ♪ ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ yeah, me and my homie this is aye ♪ and it's going down like a fire drill ♪ came a long way, now we part here ♪ and we still running shit, call it diarrhea ♪ coming up together like them good fellas ♪ heart through the loop ♪ holding down, keep it real in these streets ♪ back to the roof ♪ anywhere, anytime I got your back like a spine ♪ my homies never left behind my whole team get to shine ♪ the world has opened up that's why we're blowing up ♪ that's why we rolling up drinking till we throw up ♪ the way we get this cheddar, there ain't nobody better ♪ write our names in the sky 'cause we gonna live forever ♪ live forever, man ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ life of the party, patron and bacardi ♪ get faded, get sloppy, and all up in that chick's body ♪ came up with the people that's real ♪ ticket to the meal ♪ now like it, we all together ♪ that's just how it is ♪ I'm throwed like a strike out ♪ shine brighter than a lighthouse ♪ bigger than the white house ♪ go against my team, get wiped out ♪ got them choppers like troopers ♪ don't make me split your head ♪ my lil' homie left up here, he'll smoke ya like a cig ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ yeah ♪ forever ♪