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No. I mean, you're cool with just hooking up? Yeah. I mean, no. I mean, I'm glad you said something. 'Cause I don't even know if I like you when I'm sober. No, I know, and it's like, that doesn't even hurt, like, at all. Okay, so, um... I'm gonna... I'm gonna split. I'll text you later.
22 Jump Street
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What? You're not supposed to throw rocks. (GROANS) ♪ I ain't missing you at all ♪ since you've been gone away the lobster for one person. Enough for one person only. ♪ No matter what my friends say I found something in this whyphy case that caught my attention. Get the fuck out of my office. Sir, you don't... We caught the guy. (BOTH GRUNTING) BOTH: Yeah! Yeah!
22 Jump Street
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, honey. I didn't mean that. You know that, right? I am such a bitch when aunt Flo shows up. It bleeds so much, it's crazy. It's like the elevator doors opening in the shining. Your vagina doesn't fucking work, man. Worked for you last night. (CHUCKLES) You are so clearly forcing Eric into this relationship. Eric, am I forcing you into anything? Yes. (CHUCKLES) See? Look, they sent us in undercover at a college to find the dealer of this new synthetic, and no one will tell us anything. That's 'cause you guys look like fucking narcs, all right? College kids aren't dumb like Eric. I was supposed to go to Berkeley. Well, they gave us a picture, so we do have that. Well, that's your lead, motherfucker! That's what you start with. I know, but we can't see his face, so we don't know who it is. We don't know who it is. I'm Schmidt. My pants are filled with doody. (GROANS) That's you. That doesn't sound anything like me.
22 Jump Street
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I got offered a scholarship to play football here next year. And zook said I could room with him, you know, so I was thinking that I could do that, maybe. What? You can't be a cop and stay here and play football with zook. No, look, I know, okay? It's just... There's no friction with me and zook. We're the same. Do you want out? If you want out, just say it. No, I don't want out, okay? It's just, when I'm on the football field and I'm diving for a pass, I feel like I can fly. All right? And when I'm with you, it just feels like you hold me down.
22 Jump Street
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Fuck you, brain. How did we find the dealers so easy the first time? Well, his number was literally on a sticker. Well, let's go find this guy's sticker. I don't think this guy does stickers. Well, we need help. We need to consult an expert. KENNY: Yo, dude, you shot him in the dick, dude. I got him in the dick. Yep.
22 Jump Street