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So, look, I just wanted to say that, like, I was thinking about the case, and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.

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Do the same thing. Well, it's not exactly the same case, 'cause one of us got laid last night.

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ZOOK: Come on! Focus!

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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(WHIRRING)

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This is bullshit! This fucking... waiter! What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot! For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.

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Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.

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Exactly the same.

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What about school and football and your wonderful new life?

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We're getting too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) Nice.

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What? What do we do? Uh, we need to split up.

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Thanks for lying to me.

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Doug!

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Hey! Schmidt! What the fuck, man? What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together. This is what we have to do to win their trust. This is supposed to be fun. It's just drinking and bonding games. It's fun. It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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What's going on here? SCHMIDT: Shit! Um... (STUTTERING) You're interrupting a really stellar blow job. Oh, fuck, I just came so hard! What the hell is going on? It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.

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So, look, I just wanted to say that, like, I was thinking about the case, and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.

Do the same thing. Well, it's not exactly the same case, 'cause one of us got laid last night.

ZOOK: Come on! Focus!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(WHIRRING)

This is bullshit! This fucking... waiter! What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot! For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.

Exactly the same.

What about school and football and your wonderful new life?

We're getting too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) Nice.

What? What do we do? Uh, we need to split up.

Thanks for lying to me.

Doug!

Hey! Schmidt! What the fuck, man? What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together. This is what we have to do to win their trust. This is supposed to be fun. It's just drinking and bonding games. It's fun. It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.

(ALL CHEERING)

What's going on here? SCHMIDT: Shit! Um... (STUTTERING) You're interrupting a really stellar blow job. Oh, fuck, I just came so hard! What the hell is going on? It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.