♪ Turn down for what ♪ turn down for what surprise. There's two more arms.
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Shit!
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JENKO: Are you fucking serious right now?
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(SPEAKING SPANISH) We're trying to see that product.
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Just touch it. Seriously. All right, all right, all right.
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♪ ♪ ♪ turn down for what ♪ turn down for what ♪ shit! That's the ghost. JENKO: The ghost? Joste nillsen, biggest trafficker of illegal goods in Metro city. He teamed up with a Mexican cartel and they're running all this shit through the port. What the hell are we supposed to be buying? I don't know.
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This is our city. What do we want to be in college for? You're right. Partners for life. At Metro city port, the tide comes in at 10:30 A.M. Then it will return to the sea. Metro port. One hour.
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♪ ♪ let's do this.
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All right. I hate people who are late.
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(CHEERING)
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(CHEERING)
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That's funny. Hey, you guys want some of this sandwich? It's a meat-qute sandwich. Me and this guy are having a meat-qute. (LAUGHING)
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ZOOK: Blue 20!
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Is that a hickey? Oh. This was actually an octopus-related incident. I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face. Apparently, they have many, many arms. They have eight tentacles. Yes, and... Look, ladies, nobody gave a shit about the jump street reboot when you first came on. Anyone with half a brain, myself included, thought it was destined to fail spectacularly. But you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure jump street keeps going. We've doubled their budget. As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit. (LAUGHING) Like that's going to work. Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing you did the first time. She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.
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You know what? That's who he should be with, man.
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Oh, shit!
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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Hey, look, man, you know you can always tell me something if you want to get it off your chest. You know I'm always here for you, right?