(STAMMERING) Nothing else? They had five guys in the draft last year. I mean, Brad, this could be our shot. We're like the dynamic duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin. But we're both Batman. What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker? Or a cop? Dude, your ceiling is, like, so high.
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We can't destroy any more stuff! We can't waste any more of the department's money! Watch out for that cash machine!
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We're gonna have to tear those anals up. All right. We're gonna fucking tear it up. I mean, it's just a tape, right?
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Schmidt, come on! Let's go! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man! I'm gonna get the car.
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Can I have your gun? It's bigger. (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass! Dad!
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You don't need to drill so many holes. Yeah, okay.
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Eric, are you awake?
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Shit, there's ghost!
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Oh. Hey. How you doing? I'm fine. I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long. Thrusting and pumping. Okay. I thought your hip popped out at one point. I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games, and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
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I'm pretty great. I just chill and... You know how chill zook is. Zook's such a chill guy. Just like ice. That makes me so happy for you.
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I've eaten six of these. KENNY: Then you're gonna be real focused. KEITH: Be real focused. In about four hours, you're gonna be tripping.
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MERCEDES: You are so old and weak! Drop the fucking gun! Seriously! MERCEDES: Get your wrinkly hands off me!
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(SIGHS)
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Okay.
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Fuck!
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BOTH: Something cool!
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(GRUNTS)
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Stairs are so much faster. (TIRES SCREECHING) That's the car you got? I'm sorry it's not a fucking lambo. Shut up and get in. Are they even still chasing us? Yes, they're still chasing us!
