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Is that it? That's my dick. What about that? That's my dick also.

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You know this is just a one-time thing, right?

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MAYA: Hey, Maya angelou.

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For starters, Zook has it. Zook has the tattoo? What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days! Do you understand this means Zook is the dealer? I really want you guys to hang out. We have hung out. He's completely ignored me. I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to investigate your new bff. We're gonna put cameras everywhere, and we're gonna monitor the fuck out of what he's doing. We can't just walk into zeta house and just put up a bunch of fucking cameras, okay? There's dudes there everywhere. All right, your plan is stupid. I'm sorry. My plan is stupid? That's interesting. What... okay. I'm, like, basically done fucking watching your shit all the fucking time. Okay, yeah, exactly. I'm the fucking stupid one. Yeah. Oh, that's really fucking stupid. Man, it must be hard being so different. We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier. Guys, can you just give us some space? We're really trying to figure something out, and we need to focus, okay? You're not gonna have trouble focusing, man. Yeah, man, those krispie treats got mad whyphy in them. KENNY: We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.

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You're more messed up than Cynthia was, and she went to the school shrink three times a week. Why? I don't know. But he gave her a ton of pills and shit. Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face. Okay.

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ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it once again, mc state, for your dynamic duo. (CROWD CHEERING)

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What are you trying to say? No, nothing.

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I don't know. Maybe we should just...

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Why are you saying this stuff?

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Wake up! Get out of the car! Shit. Get out of the car! Get on the ground! On your fucking knees! Get on your knees! You already know, don't you? What? Do you have anything to say? Please don't kill us. If you don't have anything to fucking say, open your fucking mouth.

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Right? No. Oh. Okay. Look, I just want you to know I'm not, like, a hit it and quit it type of fella. I'm, like, a hit it, continue to hit it both physically and emotionally kind of guy, so... Hey, Doug, you're not gonna be weird about this, are you?

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Shit! You have the right to remain silent... DICKSON: No, no, no, I got this. You go handle the ghost. He's on the roof. I'm on it. I got it. DICKSON: What you looking at? Oh! Good job on the cuffs, baby girl.

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What the fuck? It's the same case!

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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(BELLOWING)

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Oh, I feel so...

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Holy shit!

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She's smart, she's an art major. She can't be that smart. She's a fucking art major. Come on. I will give you some daps, Schmidt. Give me some motherfucking daps, man! Come on, give me some. Give me some. Come on! JENKO: My human sexuality class is blowing my mind. Did you know I used gay slurs in high school? Yes, directed at me. Dude, I am so sorry for being a homophone. Are we gonna talk about how weird you were today with Dickson? Look, I don't think the tattoo means what you think it means. I mean, for all we know, a lot of people could have that tattoo. This tattoo? This absurdly specific tattoo? Name one other person who has this.

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