Hold on. Ah. -Yes! -Whoa! Whoa! [Matt] When the boat comes, hit 'em with a wave. You ready? Hit 'em with a wave. There you go. See that? See how cool that is? Yeah. I used to play with these ducks when I was little!
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-These are great. -Oh, well… You better stop smilin' at me like that. [laughs] Here you go.
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♪ There's no road That can lead to nirvana… ♪
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But you can change it if you want to.
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[sniffles, crying]
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Such a good choice.
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You're doin' good.
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[Marion] Mmm.
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[sniffs] Mmm.
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-[woman] Good morning. -[Maddy] Good morning. Mr. Logelin, we need to discuss the dress code. Hey, you have a good day, okay? [woman] There's a dress code here! [upbeat music playing]
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I just want him to die. Is that wrong? -[woman 3] No. [laughs] -[clears throat] [babies crying] Excuse me. Um, I'm sorry. AA is down the hall to the right. I'm not here for that. I'm not… I'm not here for the AA meeting. That's not why I'm here. She, uh… she just went to sleep, but she's been, like, crying for hours. I mean hours to the point where I'm… I'm exhausted. And my face hurts, and I'm getting frustrated. And I don't know how to break the stroller down. I don't know how to fold it up. Okay. Well, sorry, but this is a group for new mothers. You're lying, because on that sign out there, it says "parents." I'm a parent, and I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I don't have nobody else to talk to about this shit. Speaking of shit, the girl's got some stuff flyin' out of her ass. It's like a fire hose. I don't know if it's normal or not, but it's two different kinds. She can either hit you with a streamer. That's when it's all put together, and it's… it's a little solid. And it's… it's a direct hit. Or she'll buckshot you. And that's… that's that spray. It's… it's a quick… whop! I need help. I need the crying to stop. How do I make the crying stop?
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That I've… that I've been… that I've been seeing, but I… I think that you would… you would like her. -[Maddy] Daddy? -Yeah.
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You know, Grandma Marion and Grandpa Mike, they brought up Mommy.