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Why couldn't you guys give us adequate warning? Well, we just thought it'd be fun to surprise you. We said, "You know, we should have this baby tonight and mess with Marion." -Love your sense of humor, Matt. -Yeah, well, at least I got one. Bye-bye. Oh, okay. Mom, we'll call you as soon as it's over, okay? I love you. [Marion] No, no! Skype me while it's happening. -What? Mom! -Okay, now we're just being weird. I want to be in the room with my daughter and to see my granddaughter when she enters the world. Well, I'll be here to take care of her. Like you took care of Cousin Janey's baby? Mom, that is ancient history. -Here we go. Here we go. -[Marion] Not that ancient. You don't put a baby on your lap and then strap a seat belt over you in the passenger seat in an automobile driving to 7-Eleven. I know you don't hold a baby in your lap and strap a seat belt over you while you in the passenger seat of an automobile driving to 7-Eleven. I know that! Terrific. Skype me.
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-Damn it, you read the same article. -Okay. Jordan, this is… this is-- [sighs] All right, I'm bullshitting you, man. I'm sorry. Excuse my French. I hate this fish. You remember Tanya? She gave me this fish. Tanya broke up with me and left this dirty-ass fish in my house. Can you take me to the baby store?
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