I want us to be honest for a second. Okay, let's be honest.
Fatherhood
17.8s
-Daddy in a sling. Look at that. -How do I look? You look great. Like a king. -Don't say it just to be sayin' it, man. -You look like a king. -[Matt] You gotta buckle it. -[Oscar] Push it down. -I'm pushin' down. -I'm pushing my side down. -So buckle it. -[Oscar] No, but it's still wobbly. Fellas! Fellas! Okay, have you even attached the third anchor latch? Huh?
Fatherhood
15.2s
-That's in there. That's sturdy. -That's steady. -Thank you. -I was a nanny for four years. -[Maddy crying] -Wait, wait. What? She's awake, man. -No, she ain't. -Yes, she is. I just heard her. -I don't have a bottle, man. -Oh man. Here's the formula. All right.
Fatherhood
8s
[in playful voice] You were so hungry. You were so hungry. ♪ How to become number one In a hot party show ♪ ♪ Now push it ♪
-Aces. [laughs] -[Oscar] What? What? -No! -Pocket rockets. -Pocket aces. -Okay. That was a good hand. -She got pocket rockets! -[Oscar] It's all yours. Take it. -Scoop it. It's yours. -What? Okay, that's all you. -This is all mine. -[Oscar] Okay. Go ahead. You're not gonna eat all that today either. Ship it! [Matt] There you go. [laughs] [upbeat instrumental music playing]
Fatherhood
10.1s
-[woman] Good morning. -[Maddy] Good morning. Mr. Logelin, we need to discuss the dress code. Hey, you have a good day, okay? [woman] There's a dress code here! [upbeat music playing]
Fatherhood
10s
I really don't understand this. The kid was teasin' her. Maybe you should talk to that kid's parents. I have. But he was teasing her because she was the only girl wearing pants.
Fatherhood
10.6s
[Oscar] That's a poker face right there. That's a poker face. How can you break that down? You can't. I don't know what you got going on in that head. I can see into the mind of Maddy. Hold on.
Fatherhood
9.4s
[boy] How come you wear boys' pants? Okay, stay together. No running. Hey, Maddy, are you a boy? Are you a girl? Zip it, bonehead! Madeline!
Fatherhood
8.8s
That's all I needed to hear then. All right, go ahead. I love you. Love you too. Two kisses. [kisses] Forehead, forehead. I got you. -Bye, Daddy. -Bye.
Fatherhood
4.6s
Did you… did you eat your veggies? What is that, cake? [children chattering, cheering]
Fatherhood
3.5s
What if a boy wanted to come to school dressed in a skirt?
Fatherhood
1.2s
You're an animator.
Fatherhood
19.2s
-[engine starts] -[tires screech] [screaming] Dad! Dad! Dad! -What is that? -[laughs] I'm serious. I thought there was something on the window. No, I don't fall for your tricks no more. What? I thought something was on the window. I'm not gonna trick you. -[yelps, laughs] -[laughing maniacally]
