Hey. You're late. What do you mean, I'm late? You told Rose you'd be home at 11. Well, guess what? It is 11:13 right now. [Maddy] Yeah. Late. [Matt] All right. That is not that late. Hey, Rose. Hey. [chuckles] I swear I put her to bed. -Did you? -Uh-huh. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna ground me because I'm late? Huh? Is that what you wanna do? Do you wanna ground your dad because he's late, huh? -Yes, yes. -There you go. -Good. -Are your shoes tied? -I don't think his shoes are tied. -Hey. -Hey, Maddy. -Where's Daddy?
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Mmm.
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Wow. Wow, wow, wow.
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[laughing softly]
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[door closes]
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Good night.
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Okay. You know, if you wanna call me anything like, "Your Highness," or like, my mom was gonna name me Majesty. Anything along those lines is great. Okay. Noted. -Mm-hmm. -What about Hank? [laughing] [chuckles] What about Hank? Why? -You said anything I want. -Okay. -Okay? -Okay, we'll… we'll test it out. -Okay. Let's test it out right now. -Is that a deal? Okay. We'll test it out. Go. Go get in the… go get in the house safe, Hank. -[Lizzie laughing] Oh my God. -[Matt laughs] -Thanks for the good time, Hank. -[Lizzie in deep voice] Hank! -[in deep voice] Hank! -[Lizzie] Good night! [Matt] No, all right, stop it. That's enough. Thank you.
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I'm gonna walk you through how our software can help you redesign every aspect of your new mall. What you gotta see-- What are you-- -What's goin' on? Stop it. -[Maddy giggles]
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Oh, do you prefer my false teeth in or out? Leave 'em in, just in case I mess up, so I got something to blame it on. Sure.
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Does it… bother you that my name is Lizzie?
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[video game characters grunting]
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But you can change it if you want to.
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I think I'm prepared.
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No.
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That's true. That's true.
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I lost Mommy's necklace. Yeah. Your daddy told me.
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I don't have an answer for that. And I don't have an answer for anything else you wanna ask me. Don't ask me no more questions. For the rest of the day, for the whole flight, I'm not answerin' nothin' else that you ask me. Do you hear me? Question time is over. I give you an inch, you take a mile. Carry your bag. -Uh! -What? Who you uh-ing? Who-- Hey, stop stompin', I'll tell you that much. We are going to have so much fun. Your cousins are waiting for you, Maddy. Yeah, wait till you see your room, girl. [chuckles] It is fabulous. -[Marion laughs] -[Mike] Yeah, come on in. [Marion] That's your art on the wall there. [chuckles] Cool. [Marion chuckles] I like to unpack, because I don't like things to be all in a jumble in my luggage, and I can't find anything.
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It's not even just us all the time. You got Jordan. You got Oscar. You got Poker Sundays. Swan's not at Poker Sunday. Because Swan does not play poker. I don't care! I like her, and I like my grandmas and Grandpa Mike. And we never see them! Okay, what are you talkin' about? Where are we goin'? How come, when something good happens, it always gets taken away?