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1m6s
I just want him to die. Is that wrong? -[woman 3] No. [laughs] -[clears throat] [babies crying] Excuse me. Um, I'm sorry. AA is down the hall to the right. I'm not here for that. I'm not… I'm not here for the AA meeting. That's not why I'm here. She, uh… she just went to sleep, but she's been, like, crying for hours. I mean hours to the point where I'm… I'm exhausted. And my face hurts, and I'm getting frustrated. And I don't know how to break the stroller down. I don't know how to fold it up. Okay. Well, sorry, but this is a group for new mothers. You're lying, because on that sign out there, it says "parents." I'm a parent, and I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I don't have nobody else to talk to about this shit. Speaking of shit, the girl's got some stuff flyin' out of her ass. It's like a fire hose. I don't know if it's normal or not, but it's two different kinds. She can either hit you with a streamer. That's when it's all put together, and it's… it's a little solid. And it's… it's a direct hit. Or she'll buckshot you. And that's… that's that spray. It's… it's a quick… whop! I need help. I need the crying to stop. How do I make the crying stop?
Fatherhood
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I think I know why Oscar and Rose insisted I come today. -I think we're being set up. -Oh, wow. -I told 'em to stop trying. -[chuckles] -Funny thing is I said the same thing. -Yeah? We should mess with 'em. Throw your drink in my face, make it look real bad. Or we could break up with them as friends. You know what? I've been looking for new white people. [laughing] I have. I really have. -There's plenty here. So… -[chuckles] What do you do? Uh, I'm an animator. An animator? That's cool. That's different. I, uh… I work with this guy. I work with Oscar. [woman and Oscar chuckle] -Hey. -That's my name. Don't wear it out. Just kidding. You can say it as much as you want.
Fatherhood