Sorry, it's Bring Your Kid to Work Day, so you can only imagine the-- -No, it's not. -Yes, it is. -Let's go out. -No. Wait a second. Stop it, Maddy. Stop. [laughs] -We are… we are… -[keys jingling] -[Maddy] I've got your keys. -Put my keys down. [Maddy] I'm gonna throw them out the window. Wait, put my key-- [banging] Give me the keys. Stop. What are you doing? What is-- -[Matt] What's your favorite movie? -[Lizzie] His Girl Friday.
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That's true. That's true.
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-It helps me sleep. -[sighs] Thank you. My baby always calmed down with skin-to-skin contact.
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-[whirring] -[Matt] Here we go. Here we go. -Huh? Huh? -Okay. Vacuum, yeah. Come on. Shh. We're gonna vacuum. We're gonna vacuum. Hey, Maddy! -Hey, hey. Whoa. -[Matt] This vacuum sucks. -What's going on? -Come on, Maddy. What's going on now? What are you doing? -What's going on? -He's doing the vacuum thing. -[Matt] Here, let me take her. -The vacuum thing? -Okay. -She likes the vacuum noise. -Hey! Hi. -[Maddy crying] [Howard] Uh, Matt's got a baby. [Matt] Hey, I apologize for storming out like that. But she goes on these crying jags, and it's impossible to really get her to stop and calm down. -Does she wanna try sucking on my pinkie? -No. -I used to help with my kids. -No. Howard, no. -They loved to suck on the pinkie. -Not sanitary. Maybe this will help, mate. It's, um… it's a white noise app.
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Wow. Wow, wow, wow.
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[softly] That's a relief. Thing that worked for me was white noise, surprisingly. White noise? [woman 3] White noise. [Maddy crying]
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Solo, yes! [yells]
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It's probably the least selfish thing he ever did.
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Maddy, it's on you. You wanna check or bet? All in. All in again? -Wow! -All in again? -I'm gonna go ahead and fold, chief. -[Matt] You gonna fold like a chump. -She looks serious. -I don't know if she's bluffin' or not. -Seriously. -Let me see your face.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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[sighs] I don't know.
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'Cause she would've been better at it.
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[sighs]
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[sniffles] All right. Okay. All right, all right. Huh? Wait, I didn't get it all.
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[scoffs]
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All right! All right, Maddy! Okay. You win. You win, Maddy.