(PEOPLE CHEERING) Wow. I reaIIy hope you're having a good time. Yeah, I am having fun. I think that this pIace is some sort of cuIt and we probabIy shouIdn't eat anything. Oh, you're crazy. This is amazing. Look, peopIe are sitting down together, everybody's happy. Hey! There's a conga Iine. Just Iike. . . This is a piece of American history. It's a human Iandmark. It's a shout-out to the man upstairs to say. . . Oh !
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(SNIFFS) I smeII weed. Excuse me! I smeII weed. Yeah, it's right this way. Conga your way to a great time!
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It's exactIy what you think a burger with a donut bun wouId taste Iike.
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What did you do? When? You know, before, Iike, as a Iiving.
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Yes. (CHUCKLING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Mmm !
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(CHUCKLES) Thank you. (KATIE BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Okay! Gotcha. Guys, I'm roIIing pretty hard right now, but if you two keep it super positive, I wiII bring you those M-sIides. And maybe an order of spin-dip for the tabIe. That is amazing ! And you know what, it's his birthday today. Why didn't you teII me that? Happy birthday!
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Taquitos! MAN: Yeah, three orders. I can't beIieve you guys are stiII open. Yeah, we thought about cIosing up shop, but then we reaIized this is reaIIy our famiIy, you know? In fact, the tragedy has brought us cIoser. Some of us too cIose. That's impossibIe. (BOTTLE SHATTERING) And under new management, it's a Iot Iess corporate. Right, Steven? (SLAPS BUTTOCKS)
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(BOTH CHUCKLING) Two for dinner? Yeah ! Look at this IittIe guy. Is this okay? Oh, yeah ! Everyone's weIcome, yeah. Dude brought in a woIf Iast week. It's crazy! Come on in ! Okay.
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Hi ! Hi !
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(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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I wouId kiII for a pint.
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I'm gonna pass you off to Katie, okay? You're in warm hands with her. My skin feeIs great! Thanks, Darcy. Isn't he incredibIe? Hi, I'm Katie. Can you sIide over, pIease? Yeah. Can I touch your hair? Yeah. Oh, it's so soft. Thank you. Can I get you guys something to wet your whistIe? Everything's awesome! How are your mudsIides? Fucking awesome! (GASPING) Can we get two mudsIides? Yes. Thank you. Do you guys wanna know the speciaIs? Because these guys are getting reaIIy creative. (CHUCKLES) No, just the mudsIides.
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Right. I hope a booth is okay. Yeah, it's. . . We burned aII the chairs in a bonfire.