That creep can roll, man. Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah. No, he's a sex offender with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast. What's a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny.
The Big Lebowski
3.9s
This is a bummer, man. That's... That's a bummer.
The Big Lebowski
10s
So, how much did he give you? 20 grand, man. And, of course, I still get to keep the rug. Just for making a hand-off? Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper.
The Big Lebowski
8.1s
Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Fucking Quintana.
The Big Lebowski
23.2s
Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money. Why me, man? He believes the culprits might be the very people who soiled your rug and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. He thinks the carpet pissers did this? Well, Dude, we just don't know.
The Big Lebowski
2.3s
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
The Big Lebowski
2.3s
Bummer. Huh?
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
I accept your apology.
The Big Lebowski
20.4s
You can't do that, man. These guys, you know, they're like me, they're pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector. You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point. Not in Nam, of course. And you know he's got emotional problems, man. You mean, beyond pacifism? He's fragile. He's very fragile.
The Big Lebowski
2.3s
Blow on them. Huh?
The Big Lebowski
4.6s
Get out of that fucking car! Get the fuck out of the car, man.
The Big Lebowski
4.7s
And a good day to you, sir! Sit down, please.
The Big Lebowski
2.2s
All right. This is pointless.
The Big Lebowski
4.6s
A little language problem here. Little prick's stonewalling me.
The Big Lebowski
22.7s
Of course you do. I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well, here it is, Dude. Where's Bunny? Well, I thought you might know that, man. V\Ihy would I? She only ran off to get away from that rather sizable debt to me. No, she didn't run off. She's been... I heard that kidnapping story, so save it. I know you're mixed up in all this, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
10.5s
Larry, sweetie, the man is here! Is he... Does he still write? Oh, no, no. He has health problems. Uh-huh.
The Big Lebowski
46.3s
I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man. Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. Jesus. You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Eight-year-olds, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
20.3s
Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the round. I don't know, maybe forfeit it to us. So, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning. Tell Walter. I'm sorry.