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1m24s
My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off. Leads! Now, that is just ridiculous, Dude. No one's going to cut your dick off. Thank you, Walter. Not if I have anything to say about it. Thank you, Walter. That makes me feel very secure. Dude? That makes me feel very warm inside, man. Dude? This whole fucking thing. I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug. But no, man, I got a, you know... Yeah. Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis. They were Nazis, Dude? Oh, come on, Donny. They were threatening castration! Uh-huh. Are we gonna split hairs here? No. Am I wrong? Well, he didn't... Man, they were nihilists, man. They kept saying they believed in nothing. Nihilists. Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude. At least it's an ethos. Yeah. And, also, let's not forget... Let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for, you know, domestic... Within the city... That ain't legal, either. What are you, a fucking park ranger now? No! I'm just trying to... Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot? e are sympathmng here, Dude. Fuck sympathy. I don't need your fucking sympathy, man. I need my fucking johnson.
The Big Lebowski
39.7s
That's just the stress talking, man. Now, so far we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. What about the toe? Forget about the fucking toe! Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant. Oh, please! Dear, for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Come on. Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing, man. Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I can enjoy this family restaurant! All right, I'm out of here. Hey, Dude, don't go away, man. Come on. This affects all of us, man! It's our basic freedoms!
The Big Lebowski
21.3s
It was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment. Oh, man. Lodged where? You're lucky she didn't get chopped, Mr. Lebowski. Oh,man! Must've been a joyride situation. They abandoned the vehicle once they hit the retaining wall. Oh, my fucking briefcase, man! It's not here! Shit! Yeah, I saw that on the report. Sorry. You gotta get in on the other side.
The Big Lebowski