RACHEL: I thought this was just a family thing. My grandmother's invited some of her friends over tonight. Her tan huasare blooming. It's a whole thing. You ready for this?
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No way. No way. Yeah, I thought red was a lucky color, right? Yeah. If you're an envelope. Zing! Nailed it! -[CAMERA CLICKS] -TWINS: Zing! [GIGGLING] Rachel, these people aren't just rich, okay? They're crazy rich. Look. There's new money all over Asia. We got the Beijing billionaires, the Taiwan tycoons... But the Young family, they're old-money rich. They had money when they left China in the 1800s. And they went all the way down here. Not there... Here. They came to Singapore when there was nothing but jungle and pig farmers. There was a snake here, eating an apple. You know what I mean? And they built all of this. Now, they're the landlords of the most expensive city in the world. Here you go. These people are so posh and snobby, they're snoshy. Here you go. [SCOFFS] Yeah, but Nick's not like that. PEIK: Even if he isn't, I guarantee you the family is. Which is why tonight, you need to not look like Sebastian of The Little Mermaid. You know, the little crab guy? [SCOFFS] -[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] -[CAR HORN HONKING] PEIK: Look at this guy, he's sleeping. -[HONKS HORN] -Come on, this isn't your grandma's road. God damn it! Thank you for driving me. Duh. This is like my one chance to see -the Young family mansion. -Mmm. [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
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[SINGING IN MANDARIN]
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I'm just tired. I'm tired of having nothing I do matter. Including having the affair. [CRYING] Of course what you do matters! How can you say that? [BRAKES SCREECH]
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MICHAEL: Our Chinese investors are getting nervous. I have to fly in to Shenzhen on Monday to try and talk them down. That's Cassian's birthday.
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Good, that's great. Beautiful dress.
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[SCOFFS] Okay, what?
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Unless there's another reason you're out of town?
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[CAMERAS CLICKING]
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What are you saying?
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BOTH: Oh!
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I know my mum can be tough at times, but there isn't anything she wouldn't do for me. And there is a reason why I lived with Ah Magrowing up. It's because my mother knew she wasn't the favorite. So she let her raise me, so I would be.
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You're right. Damn straight, I'm right. It's Peik Lin, I'm always right. Yeah, she's like trying to play a game of chicken with me. Where she's like coming at me, and thinking I'm going to swerve like a chicken. But you can't swerve. I'm not gonna swerve. Not for her. No. Chickens are bitches, dude! -And I'm not a chicken. -You're not a chicken. You're gonna roll up to that wedding, you're gonna be like, "Bak-bak, bitch!" Bak-bak, bitch! -Chickens are bitches. -[RACHEL LAUGHS] PEIK: Sorry, Uncle. What are you doing tonight? I was gonna go to FedEx or something. Why? Oh! I have been waiting to do this properly for so long. I'm thinking eyebrow triage, root crimps, maybe some eyelid tape. What do you think? Ugh. All of it. And I would throw in a Korean snail face mask. Sweetie, your skin is so dry, it's hurting my face. Thank you. You know, it's about time someone stood up to Auntie Eleanor. Well, you, not me. Oh, God! She can't know I was ever here. Oh, no. Right. Well, okay, let's get to work. Cappuccinos. -[BELL TOLLING] -[INDISTINCT CHATTERING] [MATERIAL GIRL PLAYING IN CANTONESE]
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Pull the plum Balenciaga, the peach Chloe, the Giambattista, all the Bottegas. Oh, and that Jason Wu with the deconstructed ruffles. And a sandwich for Peik Lin. -Oh! Okay. All right. -Oh. Right. I'm not sure if it's working or if she looks like a clown's tampon. On a heavy day. OLIVER: You look like a flower. A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around. [GASPS] [ALL CLAMORING] I mean, it's the wedding of the century. So, of course, we're here. It's the natural... [LAUGHS]
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Anyway, I think I've had enough with dumplings -for the rest of my life. -[CHUCKLES WEAKLY] What should we do? Sushi, movies, anything you like. Really.
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PEIK: Wait, what? Was she like, "You will never be good enough for my son"? Or was it like, "You... "You will never be good enough for my son"?