You look spectacular, you know that? It's the double Spanx. I can't breathe. [CHUCKLES] It's not the clothes. It's just you.
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[SIGHS]
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I'm really sorry.
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[IN ENGLISH] Thank you. AH MA: Oh, Nick. [LAUGHS] Come and sit. [IN MANDARIN]
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-What? -That's bullshit. -You're just scared. -No, I'm not. Okay, here's what you need to understand. All right? It's not about getting Eleanor to like you. It's about getting her to respect you, all right? Right now, she just thinks you're some undeserving, -clueless, gold-digging... -Yeah, I got it. ...trashy, unrefined banana. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside. I know what a banana is. When, in reality, you're a super sophisticated, smart professor of freaking game theory. Show her that side of you, you know?
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Did you ever...
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When the sun hits the horizon, I'd get down on one knee. [SIGHS] And the rest of the world would fall away. Because it would just be you... [WOMAN GRUNTING] Because it's just you... Sorry, I can help you with that. All right, it's fine. Stay there. Yay. You, too? Watch your fingers. -Lift it up. Okay. -Thank you. [EXHALES] Everybody okay? Because I just need 30 seconds with this woman. Okay, thank you. Oh. Coming through. Sorry. I know this is a far throw from a hidden paradise. [WOMAN GASPS] But wherever you are in the world, that's where I belong.
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Although, there is a little something that might get in the way of that.
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It's not that bad. -It's holding you up. -[CAMERA CLICKS] PEIK: It's a hands-on dress. You know what I mean? WYE: Incoming.
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Uh, excuse me. This party isn't gonna dance itself. Come on. -Come on, Nicki-Nick. -All right. You're very good. -Yeah? I only stepped on her twice. -NICK: Very. [WOMAN CONTINUES SINGING]
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You could talk to me. [SIGHS]
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[GASPS] -[LAUGHS] -Yeah! All I wanted was a weekend away with my boys. And some beer. Maybe some rugby. Don't worry. It's gonna be great, whatever happens. Yeah. BERNARD: Let's make some babies! I don't think it will be.
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[ALL CHEERING] [ASIAN BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING] I love my fans. Taipei Tiger 2is going to redefine the genre. -She's a star. She's a star. -TT2,honey. BOTH: Oh! PEIK: I'm blinded by the light. OLIVER: This is why disco died. PEIK: You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus. It's like a bag of Skittles. Taste the rainbow. Could work if we... Yes. I think we just ought to... I just think if we could tell her this is coming from you 'cause she probably doesn't want to hear it from a guy. Okay. Okay. [REPORTERS CLAMORING] Okay, remember. Optimal angles. [CAMERAS CLICKING]
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I know you're having an affair. Oh, Jesus. Astrid. Let's just get through the wedding, and we'll deal with it after. I don't wanna make a scene.