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You okay? Yeah. - Did you get into an accident? - No. How about robbed or something else crazy like that. So, I don't think you flaked and left me on a corner for an hour. Yeah, I know. Look baby I was gonna talk to you about it earlier but I didn't know if it would be a for sure thing or not. But, as of today I'm a Power Caller. Does that mean you can pay me back my $80?
Sorry to Bother You
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Cassius? What's up man? Where you been? What's up with the suit? I got promoted. What does that mean? Are you a manager now? That means I'm a Power Caller now. - About to be paid. - We're all trying to get fucking paid. - Yeah. - But we're gonna do it as a team. Are you on the team? Yeah, I guess I'm still on your little team but I'm playing from the bench. The bench where you sit and get your bills paid. You know my uncle is about to lose his house. Cash, I'm sorry about your uncle, man, but that don't mean sell out. I'm not selling y'all out. My success has nothing to do with you, alright. You just keep doing whatever it is that you're fucking doing and I'll root for you. From the sidelines. And try not to laugh at that stupid ass smirk on your face. We don't need this.
Sorry to Bother You
26.5s
- You smell great. - You smell great. What is that? Burberry. What you got on? - I forgot. It's just deodorant. - Smells expensive. Okay. - Yeah. Good. - We smelling good. Some smelling good brothers out here. You're an awesome man and I appreciate you. - I hope you find yourself. - Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks. - You want to get drinks? - Yeah! - How many drinks? - Two. Three. - Three? Five? - Four! Five! - Six? Eight? - Seven! Nine! - Ten? On me? - All of them! It's on me, no, it's on me now! - It's on you? - Yeah, it's on me now. - Alright. Alright! - Yeah, it's on me! - It's on you now. -Now!
Sorry to Bother You
23s
Greetings, Cassius Green. I hope you did not masturbate today. We need you sharp and ready to go. I detect the pheromones percolating out of your pores. They say to others around you: "Hold my penis while I piss on your underestimated expectations." Mr. Green, I am a computer but I wish I had hands to caress your muscular brain.
Sorry to Bother You