So, what you gonna do? I've been talkin' to those WorryFree people. They sent me a brochure. It don't sound that bad. Three hots and a cot, like we used to say. - Oh, hell no, Serge. Come on. - No, don't... don't do that. Look, we'll figure something out.
- Hey, Cassius. - Hey, Serge. Uh, look, I get paid Friday, so I'll have half your money by then. Even if you had all the money, your little four month's rent wouldn't help me. I owe too much. If I don't come up with a boatload of money by next month... which I won't... the bank is taking my shit. You should find a new place.
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I'm not up.
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Ain't that about a blip. - Happy Halloween - Look at that shit. You see that shit? What the fuck is that about? What the fuck, man? That's what I'm talking about.
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That's a problem, you know.
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Security code cleared. Love of Christ. If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, I will turn you all into glue!
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Do you plan on fucking or "everything but" -ting with that person again? No.
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"If you work hard enough as a fry cook, maybe you can become a manager!" Or... or "If you twirl that sign really well, then maybe you can twirl a larger sign on a more glamorous corner." No, I already have the best corner, and the biggest sign, and the best word. "Off." It is the anchor to the slogan. - So... - So, what's the point then? What you think, I'm just supposed to work, eat, fuck, sleep? No, I'm... I'm not saying that. I'm saying what we need...
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And you ain't gonna do shit neither by selling fucking art to rich people. Fuck it.
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Get the fuck back! This way! This way!
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Okay, so like... "Hello, Mr. Everet. Cassius Green here. - Sorry to bother you"... - Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong. I'm not talking about sounding all nasal. It's, like, sounding like you don't have a care. Got your bills paid. You're happy about your future. You about ready to jump in your Ferrari out there after you get off this call. Put some real breath in there. Breezy like... "I don't really need this money." You've never been fired. Only laid off.
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Um... it's...
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Well, people say I talk with a white voice anyway, so why it ain't helping me out? Well, you don't talk white enough. I'm not talkin' bout Will Smith white. That ain't white, that's just proper. - Mm-hmm. - I'm talking about the real deal.
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That's some baller shit.
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Man, I ain't got no white voice. Oh, come on, you know what I mean, youngblood. You have a white voice in there, you can use it. It's like when you get pulled over by the police. Oh, no. I just use my regular voice when that happens. I just say, "Back the fuck up off the car and don't nobody get hurt!" All right, man, I'm just trying to give you some game. You wanna make some money here? Then read the script with a white voice.