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As a Power Caller for RegalView, WorryFree was my premier client. This is just incontrovertible proof of WorryFree's evil practices. They're turning humans into grotesque horse-people. And I want the world to know that... that... that they're manipulating humanity for the sake of profit. Now, we cannot let this go on. You have to call your congressman, alright. Call your local politicians and let them know we will not stand for this. It's been one day since the viral celebrity leak to the world, new scientific achievements made by WorryFree and their genius CEO, Steve Lift, which caused WorryFree stocks to sky rocket at a rate faster than any other company in history. House and Senate leaders joined Lift in ringing the bell to celebrate the record stock market rally WorryFree's success has created. Fuck you!
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All I'm saying is if you don't cook the spaghetti in the sauce with the cheese in it first, - that's some white shit. - That's some bullshit man. You don't get to decide what's black and what's white. Well, that-that... but that's how black folks do it, man. - No, nigga, I'm black. - We talked about that, man. You kind of black, you Lionel-Richie black. Look, I... I make my noodles, then I put the sauce on, then... look it, then I put a little, uh, Parmesan... it doesn't even fucking matter, alright, 'cause pasta is from Italy. Italians ain't white! - Yes, they are, bro. - Yes, they are! Since the fuck when? Since the last 60 years, man. Spaghetti is Chinese. Speaking of white, I'm gonna make a toast. - Come on. - A'ight.
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40.3s
Hello. Okay, Eric Arnold. My name is Cassius Green. I have some important information. Some very, very important information that I think you would really, really be interested in. - Okay, shoot. - Okay, uh... alright. They turning motherfuckers into horse-people. Horse... half-horse, half-human people that work. Alright. Look, they have you snort some fucking coke, and, well, it's not really coke, but you snort it and it has your nostrils get all big and then you get a horse dick and shit. And listen... listen, you got to get this story out here, man, because look, you put... Jake? What you talking about? No. Cassius. Cassius Green.
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Cassius? What's up man? Where you been? What's up with the suit? I got promoted. What does that mean? Are you a manager now? That means I'm a Power Caller now. - About to be paid. - We're all trying to get fucking paid. - Yeah. - But we're gonna do it as a team. Are you on the team? Yeah, I guess I'm still on your little team but I'm playing from the bench. The bench where you sit and get your bills paid. You know my uncle is about to lose his house. Cash, I'm sorry about your uncle, man, but that don't mean sell out. I'm not selling y'all out. My success has nothing to do with you, alright. You just keep doing whatever it is that you're fucking doing and I'll root for you. From the sidelines. And try not to laugh at that stupid ass smirk on your face. We don't need this.
Sorry to Bother You
36.7s
I wanted to talk about a life shaped by exploitation. About fighting for a say in our own lives. About how beauty, love, and laughter thrive and flourish under almost any circumstances... Right. How Capitalism basically started by stealing labor from Africans and about how you're nodding like you're listening but you're not. Oh, no sorry, baby. I was receiving that. I was just had a long day and... - it's work. - It's okay. You really want to hit this? Yes.
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25.3s
Nice suit, by the way. You've been selected, Mr. Green, because you have the potential to be a great telemarketer. The potential. Do you know what we sell up here? - Oh, I heard it's a... - Ah, we sell power. Firepower. Manpower. When U.S. weapons manufacturers sell arms to other countries who do you think, Mr. Green, makes that call at the precisely perfect time? Which is, of course, dinner. We do.
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