I've seen you around for a couple weeks. It was a good question in there. Cassius. People call me Cash.
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It was a really good question in there, man.
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I was just giving you shit, man. I'm... I'm Squeeze.
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- Stop! Stop! - Out devil! Stop!
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Walk it off.
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Nothing in this office is free, man, you gotta put money in there.
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This is Cassius Green from "Have-A-Cola-And-A-Smile-Bitch" fame. I want to be on your show tomorrow.
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This is fucking weird shit. Okay? Now, the proposal that I want to make you is this...
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"Have a Cola and smile, Bitch" "I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me". Today, YouTube sensation Cassius Green is here. You had 500 million people watch you get pegged to the noggin and get utterly humiliated. It was effin hilarious. The way your hair went up like that...
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- Thanks for calling, man. - Yeah.
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## Could you play my clip now, please? Okay. Is it as crazy as the cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip? Not possible.
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That's alright.
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The whole world is laughing 'til they pissed.
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No, man. No, no. There's no fucking amount of money that will make me do that shit. Two things. One: it's a short-term contract. Five years. Done. Then we give you the diffuser antidote special sauce serum and you're back to normal. And the second one, and I want you to remember this. You're gonna have a horse cock.
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We are all sinners, but in every sinner lies a winner. The Lord lifted you from the whore house, you from flop house, you from drop house...
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Cassius, how'd you do that? Old man at the jobby-job. It's called the white voice. I guess I'm... a natural at it. That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit! Dude, you sounded overdubbed. Man, your white voice, man, it's fucking scary. Yeah, I've never seen that shit before. But I have heard about that Power Caller shit that you're talking about. That's a scam. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
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After a long day of hearty-ass work, you feel me? We ready to eat. This is where we get our grub on.
